Happy birthday to me, and thank you to those of you who remembered! You can drop off cake and booze at my tomb. Take it around back so the teens don’t steal it before my ghost gets there.
My God. What have you done.
When I was in high school my English teacher said I'd never grow up to design a Warren G. Harding shirt that is both stylish and irreverent. Doctors agreed.
Well I've got news for them.
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I’m not around much anymore these days (gotten too involved in online poker, unfortunately), but I did want to pop in and thank all of you for your condolences today.
Happy Birthday to me! What an exciting time to be an American! My birthday today, election tomorrow. Party hard but responsibly.
I often see people complain that “Return to Normalcy” sounds stupid. Know what sounds even stupider? “Return to normal in 2021.”
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Warren G. Harding retweeted
Replying to @GovHard
Welcome back, and sorry to read about your death 97 years ago today. Um, you're looking well.
And you know, I don’t think he’s ever thanked me. He’s a man of few words though.
Warren G. Harding retweeted
#OTD August 2, 1923, President Warren G. Harding died.
During his tenure, he appointed four Justices to the Court: William Howard Taft to be Chief Justice and Associate Justices Edward Sanford, Pierce Butler and George Sutherland.
#scotushistory
Friends, countrymen (and women), I apologize that I have been absent of late. The whole pandemic has me a bit down, even though the infection rate among the already-dead is fairly low. Florence and I have been taking it easy, waiting for my new museum and renovated house to open.
Ironically, I AM here for your savage amusement. Warren G. Harding.
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How about “most corrupt ever”? How can he be the most corrupt since me when his corruption clearly surpasses mine?
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Warren G. Harding retweeted
I’m kind of an expert on dying from viruses but no one has consulted me :-/












