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The Governor

@Gov_Megatron

I'm the Governor, and you would be too if you were me. 🦖 Probably more conservative than you.

 Dallas, TX
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Joined June 2016
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"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of economics, but by our skills with memes." – at Lewisville, TX
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Not pictured: Patriots – at Lewisville, TX
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocrats6h
Patriots in control.
A photo of Senators-elect Dr. Annie Andrews, Juliana Stratton, James Talarico, and Peggy Flanagan at the U.S. Capitol for orientation.

ALT A photo of Senators-elect Dr. Annie Andrews, Juliana Stratton, James Talarico, and Peggy Flanagan at the U.S. Capitol for orientation.

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This was my wife before she met me. Well, she probably wouldn't embarrass herself in a stupid shirt like that, but point is, don't pay attention to how they act. Would, or would not. – at Lewisville, TX
CrispyDrumsTV (@RealCrispyDrums) profile pictureCrispyDrumsTV
@RealCrispyDrumsNov 8
Then she went and read her dark romance novel about getting raped by a werewolf after this
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Noble Brown🗡 (@NobleBrown) profile picture
Noble Brown🗡
@NobleBrownNov 8
White guilt won't keep them from hating you You need to deliberately re-evaluate all the post-war Boomerslop programming that you've been fed in schools, books, television, and movies Every time they made a white man the bad guy, you were being manipulated
Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) profile pictureBenny Johnson
@bennyjohnsonNov 8
When Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, Charlie stood up for him. After Charlie was murdered in an act of political violence himself, Chappelle is joking about it.
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Maybe Trump's plan all along was to make the right look "bad" in an effort to lose their votes. He WAS a Democrat before. Imagine that being the real "4D chess," that plus the leftists moving to red states and turning them blue. It would explain why he was so inactive in doing...well, anything for the right. – at Lewisville, TX
Zarathustra (@zarathustra5150) profile pictureZarathustra
@zarathustra5150Nov 8
In Trump’s first sit-down interview since Republicans’ midterm wipeout, his takeaway seems to be that his deportation policy was “too tough”. Ross Douthat: “So you think your deportation policy went too far?” Trump: “Yeah, I think it was too tough”
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Muslim is the new Black for suburban college White girls. A lot of the Trad Moms and MAGA Moms are clutching their pearls right now because of their daughters, when they know damn well that they had a Wigger phase in the 1990s and 2000s. FUBU v. Hijab It's "Fuck you, Dad" 2.0.
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Jack Napier (@JackNapierNot) profile picture
Jack Napier
@JackNapierNotNov 8
Women default to the most dominant conviction in society.
Dr. Maalouf ‏ (@realMaalouf) profile pictureDr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaaloufNov 7
Can anyone explain why liberal and leftist women love Islam so much when it’s objectively the religion that treats women the worst by far?
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Something, something, "Ironic" – at The Colony, TX
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 7
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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I demonstrate the only kettlebell move you need...
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Steven 💎 (@StevenxTCG) profile picture
Steven 💎
@StevenxTCGNov 6
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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The only commenters complimenting this guy are women and effeminate men. Wonder why. – at Lewisville, TX
ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) profile pictureThePersistence
@ScottPreslerNov 6
In Baltimore, MD, we picked up 12 tons of trash in 12 hours. In Los Angeles, we removed 50 tons of trash from a homeless encampment. Proud of the work we’ve done to help clean up America’s cities. Thank you, Tucker.
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Your "based conservative Texas women," everyone. – at Hutchins, TX
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It's now my bet that Abbott and Trump are celebrating Indians and their holidays because they purposefully want a way out without actually quitting, and what better way to do it than to look as bad as possible to your constituents? – at Houston, TX
AF Post (@AFpost) profile pictureAF Post
@AFpostNov 6
President Trump will celebrate Diwali at the White House today at 1:30 PM EST, lighting a diya lamp before a packed house of Indians. President Obama began the tradition in 2009. Follow: @AFpost
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Women will play chameleon for the men they're looking for. – at West University Place, TX
Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) profile pictureMario Nawfal
@MarioNawfalNov 6
🇺🇸 An Indiana woman has gone VIRAL for having an extremely unexpected accent... Does everyone in the Hoosier State talk like this? 😂 Writers: Mhedi, Michael
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Boomer conservatives will see this and agree with her that she's just as American as we are – at South Houston, TX
The General (@1776General_) profile pictureThe General
@1776General_Nov 6
After the mid-terms brown Indians are now planning to deport White people out of America. The color revolution is upon us. Buy ammo.
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SIR_PHIL (@PHIL_ANAGA) profile picture
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@PHIL_ANAGANov 2
He learned early that people never looked at faces. They looked through the space between what they expected and what they found. He walked out anyway. #Mask #thriller #suspense
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"Where was your God last night?" Wow. Unbelievable. Again, Laura...maybe crack open a Bible for once and realize that countries can be disciplined with wicked leaders. – at La Porte, TX
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
True. Also, for the Christian nationalists: Where was your God last night? That’s what I thought. They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel but at the end of the day, godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America. Where was God last night? Time for people to think about that.
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Jack Napier
@JackNapierNotNov 6
'Men only want one thing and it's disgusting!' Then wash it!
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Haven't had this in a while – at Webster, TX
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Leftism is feminine ideology. Men who believe in it are simply using it as a mating strategy to relate to women; they think having similar opinions will attract them. Women who believe in it are testing their men. If he passes by being more right-winged, she will submit to him. If he fails, she will use him as the submissive. – at La Porte, TX
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) profile pictureI Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0Nov 5
Does she know that her husband is gay?
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Charlie Kirk was wrong. "Big tent conservatism" is ineffective. – at La Porte, TX
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