Grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up #TellWashington

Wonder if Obama is sitting there watching hockey with a cold one in his hand! Not like he has anything more important to do!! #jackass

14 hours in and still nothing

Obama: 1 hour into this thing and I've never felt so good. Hey Michelle! Get me another beer!

I bet as soon as we shut down @BarackObama did the nastiest celly! #SorryWeAreClosed #GovernmentShutdown