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Anne 🐗🐍🦃

@GovernorAnne

Phoenix Apologist | Competent Huntress | Can’t Sing and Dance But Can Talk | Forever in Pursuit of the Noble Javelina | Just Be Sayin’ Shit

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A guy asked me to get dinner on the evening of the first practice of the season for the high school team I coach
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Can’t wait for this to be my husband and daughter
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Hardest part of deer season isn’t the hunting it’s knowing you’ve been stalking an 8 point all year … then you go on say Alabama Whitetail Facebook group and some sorority girl got put on an absolute fuckin bruiser stud by her girldad in between a nail appointment & Starbs run.
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God dude I bet it must feel so amazing to be at the CIA and then get selected for honey pot training. Like bestie?!?! The body is tea
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You are allowed to separate the art from the artist for exactly three minutes and six seconds when Ignition - Remix comes on
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@aliciakatzNov 8
My friend sent the summary apple generated of my texts to him
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Sounds like you need to get on her dad’s level
Duke Herndon (@DukeHerndon) profile pictureDuke Herndon
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Hardest part of deer season isn’t the hunting it’s knowing you’ve been stalking an 8 point all year … then you go on say Alabama Whitetail Facebook group and some sorority girl got put on an absolute fuckin bruiser stud by her girldad in between a nail appointment & Starbs run.
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One time when I was a kid I told my mom I wished she spent more time with me and she replied “Why would I do that? I’m an adult. You’re a child. We have nothing in common”
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Some nights I’m at the bar on a Sunday and my friends are all married and I feel left behind, but then I remember one day my future kids are gonna call me lame and I will take seven consecutive shots of tequila and wipe their asses in a game of pool in front of their friends
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I’m not “unmarried and childless,” I am simply curating what will one day be truly iconic Mom Before She Had Kids™️ lore
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the real cherry@miumiurtwNov 8
Sims breed out the ugly challenge
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Chau esta re preñada ME MATO EN VIVO HOY A LAS 21:00HS
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I really need to become a nighttime showerer because blow drying my hair every day is so annoying but unfortunately I’m unemployed so nighttime is when I’m at Da Bar /: /: /:
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vio@ErogetismNov 8
I like the way you give me intermittent and unpredictable warmth that dysregulates my nervous system just like mommy and daddy did
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I was calling this back in July
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Checking out who the Democrat mine inspector candidate is this year and awww you guys I love him, we should get him elected
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majo la maja 💞✨️@Majonotyoho10h
there's gold in they/them hills
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@FOX10PhoenixNov 6
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Her crashout is so iconic
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Me and my pool playing buddy Maurice just realized we could refer to ourselves playing pool doubles together as “The Anne & Mo’s” pronounced as “The Animals” with a British accent and now we have to be pool playing buddies for life
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HMU if you want to be in Funemployed Anne’s new group chat The Javelina Señoritas
taqiyya consultant (@MaleManlpulator) profile picturetaqiyya consultant@MaleManlpulatorNov 8
Replying to @GovernorAnne
Anne make a group chat I’m bored
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Now that I’m Funemployed and can post face I’m relieved to make people angry with my lukewarm takes so that when they’re like “I bet you feel that way about men because you’re a fat ugly pig with fifteen cats” and I can be like “no, only two cats” and mog them
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I’ve been hot this whole time and I demand the right to stunt on these hoes
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