@GovernorHat

Frequently silly, sometimes serious (but mostly just having fun).

 Always on the move
Joined October 2021
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Are you tired of a surveillance society filled with cameras? Then you may enjoy my free, 3D printed solution that temporarily disables cameras without causing permanent damage. I made this as a public service exclusively for cities that have decided they need to black bag Flock cameras. Please note, hordes of bozos should not use this to take back their privacy by harmlessly blocking Flock cameras using nothing but a grocery bag and a rubber band. #GoFlockYourself
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Governor Hat retweeted
geek.algo
@AlgorandAddictOct 22
Replying to @GovernorHat
youtu.be/xkJd5oQXt4g?t=22 GovHat talking about D13

Dennis Reynolds - Untethered Rage

Perhaps one of the finest performances of Glenn Howerton aka "The G...

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Absolutely, fucking nailed it. Thanks @StaciW_DC
Governor Hat
@GovernorHatOct 22
Replying to @StaciW_DC @LoafPickle
Staci, can you roast me next?
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xitter.cf/i/spaces/1pJkOXlmwgBJj

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Pact.Fi
@pact_fiOct 22
Creator Week is live, partnered with @haydotapp. Every HayLaunch token that graduates to a Pact pool by Oct 30 gets 2 farms, 100K POW each: one for the ALGO LP, one for single-asset staking. Who will be next to launch?⚡️ pact.fi/farm
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Stop sending this to me. I am not the Bagel Boss.
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J Hole 🚽
@JHoleCreatesOct 22
The biggest disservice to Algorand Staci ever did was not aggressively pursuing JAWs to come back as CEO. It does wonders having a leader who not only has a deep understanding of the technology, but is genuine and engages the community. I hope the intern running William's X account can get more comms out for us.
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For the culture Post Quantum go brrrrrr
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The ReCoop
@Coop_DanielsOct 18
Little did dude know we’re in our BRONZE ERA 🥉🍾 PARTY TIME. Buy 1 $ALGO + of $BRONZE and let’s get more holders than QRL 😭 #quantummogged
Based Billy Herkelrath@WillHerkelrathOct 18
Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I’ve seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I’ve seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Coming soon to a chain near you.
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We are in a simulation, and this is how the Matrix saves memory.
Jay Cuda
@JayCudaOct 16
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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Governor Hat
@GovernorHatOct 16
Replying to @loedn_
These people, 120 years ago. "tHAt'S nOt sTrEEt LeGaL yoU, yOu kNOw?"
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Can't wait to drunk drive and crash into the second story of my neighbors house.
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Do a kickflip!
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PREDICTION: My picture of a dog pooping will get more engagement than this whiny tweet from the Product Marketing Lead at Cucknet. #Quantumogged
sam
@8am1amOct 15
pov its 2024 and we're still gaming metrics
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Replying to @BasedCharles69
At least I’m not molesting AI by asking it to cram my lumpy hairy ass into a bikini.
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Algofam asked, and now it’s time to deliver. I’m now on Twitter and ready to feed you retards all the slop you can handle. Get ready. Or don’t. I don’t really give a shit. Now watch me rip this bong.
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I am a competitive bastard, so I built a PQ Printer to get Algorand to #1. What it does is tracks chains that currently have PQ tx, allows you to deposit Algo so tx go brrr, then if you want you can receive coupons that rank you on a leaderboard. Print: wen.tools/pq-printer
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Hearing interesting things about a CMO replacement.
🤖 Made with AI
Andrew (Shaman) Kotulak
@AndrewMKotulakOct 14
xitter.cf/i/spaces/1XxygwvQQjyGM

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The real crime was these outfits
Crypto Banter
@crypto_banterOct 14
🚨RICHARD HEART ARRESTED IN ISTANBUL TODAY! Hex and PulseChain founder Richard James Schueler, known as Richard Heart, was detained this morning in a Beşiktaş raid by Turkish intelligence and police. He was wanted by Interpol on a red notice. Authorities seized hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, luxury watches, firearms, and computers linked to crypto activity. He faces allegations of large-scale crypto fraud involving the U.S., Finland, and Spain. Video via @CagdasEvren.
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The only project with QSR technology.
Andrew (Shaman) Kotulak
@AndrewMKotulakOct 14
Lots of blockchains like to talk, but I don’t let smoke and mirrors get in the way of facts. So I decided to see how @Starknet stacked up against @Algorand Results:
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