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GG

@Grabnpuss

Independent Contractor

 Bikini Bottom
Joined October 2016
  • Tweets73.2K
  • Following3.6K
  • Followers6.3K
This isn’t happening.
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I just found out I was born on a Monday. That explains it.
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I don’t know, maybe I am a “looser.”
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I don’t care if you people like me. Dogs like me and that’s all that matters.
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You have already survived things that you never thought you could.
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let’s not ruin this any faster than we have to
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Secret to life. Low expectations.
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Cats or dogs? You can like them both, but you have to pick one.
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I feel good, like when the ‘we don’t fight’ couple breaks up.
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I don’t want to go to the bowling alley, I just want to know you have one.
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When you say bowling alley, I hear bowling alley. I’m weird.
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I don’t want to join a bowling league. I want to remain a free agent.
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None of this is my fucking problem. - Ed Sheeran, maybe
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Everyone wants you to play “Creep” and you don’t want to. I get it.
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If you’re picking up what I’m putting down, are you a cop?
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You can cook bacon in the oven. I hope this helps.
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Yes! *shakes head no*
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Manifest destiny this dick.
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If I lay down I go to sleep. I’m weird.
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You have changed, whether you wanted to or not.
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Some of you believe squirrels can live underwater.
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