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Runner-up 1986 World Breakdancing Championship. Occasional idiot. 🦅COYP❤️💙 Wembley did shake. And it was beautiful.

Joined December 2010
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Instead of such negativity please help us share love and positivity by sharing my beautiful boys picture ♥️ #CancerHasNoColours bradleyloweryfoundation.com
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I grew up in a Muslim household. I speak Arabic. I understand the deen. I will never denounce Islam. But Muslims in America need to wake up. This is not Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, or whatever Muslim-majority country you or your parents came from. This is the United States of America. A country built by a Christian people, under English common law, with Christian based forming documents that still protects your right to pray... And everyone else’s right not to be drafted into your display. We are a small minority here. Act like it. The Islamic backlash is not a mystery. It’s self-inflicted. Public prayer stunts in Times Square. Loud dawah framed as “we’re taking over.” Importing old-country politics. Treating American norms as optional and then acting shocked when natives push back. Most Americans will never say this out loud: They don’t want the adhan blasted in public squares. They don’t want a new mosque on every corner. They don’t owe you their language. They don’t want your relatives imported by default. They don’t have to care that you’re fasting. This doesn't mean you can't practice, fast, pray and, build a life. Do it without turning the host country into a stage and then crying “Islamophobia” when people notice. Ungrateful, performative Muslims don’t advance the religion. They hand critics footage and make the rest of us look like idiots. Stop giving them the ammo. If you want to be performative, go to the UAE, Saudi, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain, or any of the other beautiful countries in the middle east. Many are clean, safe, and there are no ghetto black people. Assimilate or go there.
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I'm fed up of having sand kicked in my face on Skegness beach. Next year, it's going to be different...
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Getting the dog’s ball from under the couch for the hundredth time
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Every deadline day reminds me that we have an absolute load of bell ends supporting Palace.
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Are Palace in danger of going down here? There defense looks atrocious and they have not 1 competent forward... They are 1 Wharton injury away from having straight relegation level footballers here...
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After 40 years of home and away, I genuinely believe I’m done. The last 2 seasons were unbelievable, but I don’t think I can do this again.
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to this day this is my favourite have i got news for you clip.. ‘ian complained that his wife smelt of leopards’
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😂
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I'll accept the accusations of bias, but Hendo is miles ahead of Pickford.
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Finally finished fitting the kitchen. I'm gonna miss washing up in the shower.
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Wait, are there two versions of this sketch? I’ve never seen this one
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My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.
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Mexico will fucking hammer us!
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You’ve got to be kidding me! 🤬🤬🤬
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Lerma, Munoz, Shakira and coke. There are more reasons to cheer on Columbia than England!
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I'm not sure what the FA pay Tuchel, but I could be just as much of a useless cunt for a fraction of the price!
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The FA cup was amazing, but this night in Leipzig was on another level!
A moment we'll never forget.
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One month ago today, we made history 🏆
Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙
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In the last 13 months I've watched Palace win 2 trophies at Wembley and 1 in Leipzig. This world cup will never stir the same emotions in me. Club over country every time.
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