Proud father of two, former Blackhawk helicopter crewchief, current stay at home dad, digital art collector, purveyor of shite coins, and degenerate gambler.

Goblin Town
Joined October 2011
For better or worse... Anybody who sticks around after all this insanity deserves everything we have coming to us 😂🤝
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gm First time I used AI in ‘21. Picked up by @Grape_Ap3 same year
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‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:
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Season 1 is complete. The Genesis snapshot is taken. The top 500 on the leaderboard at 15:00 UTC are the Genesis 500. Genesis Pass: minted to all 500, straight to the Coinbase wallet built into your Influence account. Soulbound, one per rank, never sellable or movable. robin.etherscan.io/token/0x9… Founder badge: live next to every Genesis member's name. Season 2 is live: everyone starts from zero. Trade keys, hold keys, complete tasks and invite friends. Season 2 reward pool: 10% of $INFLUENCE. $INFLUENCE launches tomorrow, 17 Oct, 15:00 UTC. 5% of supply to the Genesis 500 by rank. 10% to Season 2. No team allocation. The contract address comes only from @Influencefamily and our Telegram. Check your rank: influence.family/genesis
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Gods I was strong then
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Gods I was strong then
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How'd I do ma?
Q3 Proof-of-R3ACH. your performance data optimized to share your growth. built by R3ACH & @kaitoAI collect your data: proofofr3ach.com
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Watch the new trailer for Gossip Goblin's #GodsDontGiveGifts, coming to theaters this December.
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Gotta love having a septic system. If it rains too much you don't get to flush your toilets. F
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Just gonna put this out there: Blockchains literally don't matter. Nobody gives a shit which chain it's on because it's all irrelevant. That's like asking which road you took to get somewhere or what type of gas you put in your car. Nobody cares and it doesn't actually matter
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Really thought I'd be rich by now. Might be time to reconsider full time web3 🤔
For better or worse... Anybody who sticks around after all this insanity deserves everything we have coming to us 😂🤝
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Lmao it's almost like, the last thing we needed was another useless fucking chain. Absolutely shocked I tell you
Abstract is winding down. Starting today, all of @IglooInc's focus will go towards taking Pudgy Penguins, Pudgy NFTs, and $PENGU to the next level. When we acquired Frame in the summer of 2024, the vision was to build the blockchain for consumer crypto. Pudgy Penguins had shown us what it meant to reach the masses, and we believed we could bring that same approach to building a chain. Abstract achieved a lot in a short period of time; we built the Portal and AGW, onboarded major global brands, amassed over 300 million transactions, and grew a vibrant onchain ecosystem.  The journey became stifled by the lack of a DeFi ecosystem, insufficient liquidity, minimal institutional cross-over, and prohibitively high costs that impeded growth in winning areas. Unknown to most, Igloo, Inc. had been funding Abstract over the last 18 months. After losing tens of millions of dollars over two years, building consumer products, assembling an all-star team, onboarding some of the biggest brands in the world, and building a community of millions, we still had not found product-market fit. In combination with the market's reduced appetite for what we had built and not being able to find a scalable path forward, we could no longer justify taking from the Pudgy Penguins business. Igloo, Inc. has always been a community-first company. Even after losing 8 figures, we could have launched a token or pursued an ICO. Ultimately we decided against this. A token only works if there is something driving demand to it, and launching a token that we don’t have conviction in would have been a disservice to our community. The entire team at Abstract has worked tirelessly with a tremendous amount of passion to make the consumer crypto vision come true. I cannot fault a single one of them for this outcome. To the Abstract community, I want to thank all of you for sticking by our side on this long journey and for continuing to champion us. You supported us through all of the ups and downs, and I wish the result could have been different. There will be many that will find satisfaction in seeing this shut down, and that is fine. I take a great amount of pride in having the ambition to venture into the chain business, notoriously one of the most difficult to make work, and the only regret I have is not being able to celebrate a win alongside the Abstract community. As we wind down Abstract, our full focus shifts to making Pudgy Penguins into the global & cultural phenomenon I know it can become.  Return to Pudgy Penguins.
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Tractor supply account was scammed today. What I don't get is why the scammer ordered an e-bike and had it shipped to my own address??? Worst part is they don't accept returns on those. Wtf?! Lol couldn't they have ordered something I actually need like chicken feed instead 😵
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Final Fantasy Anthology released on PlayStation 27 years ago today. Two Final Fantasy games, multiple discs, a bonus music CD and one of those PS1 cases that immediately takes you back to browsing the RPG section at the game store. There was something special about bringing home a new PlayStation game and actually having things inside the case to look through.
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Can't eat cottage cheese without thinking about this scene 😂🤌
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Why is this so accurate
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Stupid fucking bots have absolutely ruined any enjoyment I used to get from the comments on Twitter. Que stupid fucking generic ass bot replies 😵
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To the vault
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