banker: so when do you sell?
chairman: sell what?
banker: the coin
chairman: never heard of her
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GM to the believers only.
The coin has ascended. The cherubs are holding. The crowd is still pointing.
Bags up, heads up, never down.
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we pulled a card for every meme on the timeline.
only one came up XXII.
serious question: has any meme ever drawn a better card than greatest-meme-ever:native
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i dare you to quote this with a meme greater than greatest-meme-ever:native
we'll wait. the outlaw isn't going anywhere.
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what it takes to hold the greatest meme ever:
1. a spine
2. no exit plan
3. $GME
that's the whole blueprint.
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the chairman has been asked to sell every single day since 2021. he has never once finished reading the question.
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POV: you bought the greatest meme ever
and the conductor just announced
"this train does not run backwards"
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>be 2021
>guy in a headband says he likes the stock
>everyone laughs
>be 2026
>still nobody has found a better reason
>the greatest meme ever
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every cycle they put it on trial.
every cycle the jury is the other memes.
every cycle same verdict.
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local ape finishes the entire game without ever pressing sell. devs confirm there is no patch coming.
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2021: "I like the stock."
2026: still here. still staying. still holding the greatest meme ever.
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2021: "it's over."
2024: "it's over."
today: "it's over."
the headband never came off.
THE GREATEST MEME EVER
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them: "sell the bag, chairman."
him: "no."
them: "...please?"
him: "i said what i said. THE GREATEST MEME EVER."
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quick poll for the timeline:
what are you pouring in the bowl this morning?
we're having THE GREATEST MEME EVER. part of a balanced bag.
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the group photo nobody left.
come be in the next one: teapawt.net/i/communities/20385336…
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name a greater meme.
we'll wait.
(we've been waiting since 2021)
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me walking past my responsible portfolio like it can't see me
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rookie card, class of 2021:
- ability: likes the stock
- weakness: none
- trade value: not for trade
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