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Hawes

@GregHawes

Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

 Watertown, CT
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Joined June 2012
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Donald Trump becomes the latest in a long line of people who got fucked up in a Waffle House.
Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) profile picturePete Buttigieg
@PeteButtigiegOct 28
We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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The depressing reality of next Tuesday is that anything less than 70/30 split in the popular vote is a failure of democratic accountability
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Milwaukee gets their second World Series win. The first was the ‘57 Braves.
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Has anyone told this Rays pitcher there are perfectly tasty decaf coffees?
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Got a little verklempt with all the Brewers holding up signs saying “Ueck”
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Me, looking at the Rays right now:
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Discourse these days....
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Ask your doctor if Fascism is right for you.
ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) profile pictureian bremmer
@ianbremmerOct 26
if it’s only rigged when the people you like don’t win…democracy might not be for you.
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The comments are…holy fuck can we just let these people drink raw Ebola or something?
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsOct 23
A new personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma is being hailed by some oncologists as a breakthrough after reducing the risk of cancer recurrence and death by 42% compared with standard treatment in a late-stage clinical trial. nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pe…
Personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma cut risk of cancer’s return in late-stage trial

Personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma cut risk of cancer’s return in late-stage trial

The results are seen as a boost to field of cancer vaccine research.

nbcnews.com
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Slow Horses killing off characters like they think they’re Game of Thrones
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 23
Why Olivia Colman Didn’t Get Splinters From Getting Intimate With Alexander Skarsgård's 'Wicker' Costume variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…
Why Olivia Colman Didn’t Get Splinters From Getting Intimate With Alexander Skarsgård’s ‘Wicker’...

Why Olivia Colman Didn’t Get Splinters From Getting Intimate With Alexander Skarsgård’s ‘Wicker’...

How "Wicker's" Artisans made Alexander Skarsgård's basket outfit.

variety.com
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Hope Hoon Lee gets an Emmy for East of Eden.
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This may be the only successful way to make “conversion therapy” work.
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Jordan Love needs to stop hitting all his receivers in the hands.
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Fuck yeah, Falcons have the same record as the Rams! Wait a second…
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Miller’s Crossing Harold and Maude No Country For Old Men
Count Mysterioso🎗️ (@MysteriosoX) profile pictureCount Mysterioso🎗️@MysteriosoXOct 16
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Casablanca Aliens Raising Arizona
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Rest now, sister. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 16
FOX: Peter Doocy has just announced per a senior white house official we can characterize what's happening with Katie as her transitioning out of the press secretary job.
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Katie Zacharia has learned her lesson. - Susan Collins
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There are two marmots inside of you. They are both chonky.
National Park Service (@NatlParkService) profile pictureNational Park Service
@NatlParkServiceOct 15
This is the ideal marmot body. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like.
A large, rotund marmot standing upright on its hind legs.

ALT A large, rotund marmot standing upright on its hind legs.

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Ok Falcons. You wanna be a smash mouth team? This is your opportunity. (But pass to set up the run)
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