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Greg Dowd

@Greg_Dowd

I'm alright. I have a Snapchat : usethis

 Missouri
Joined April 2011
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Yoooo! @Zak_Bagans I need to go on a ghost hunt with you and the crew. This is something I have always todd#whanted to do Get back to asap please!!!
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If I could somehow meet, and go on a date with @CorinnaKopf for my birthday in 2 weeks, that would seriously be the greatest birthday ever. I hope I'm cute enough lmao
Party at my house! Come hang!
So, I got on @PokemonGoApp's Twitter, and commented on one of their posts and asked if a few people could add me for a research mission. Of course I got more than just a few requests. I now have friends from all over the world, and I think that's the coolest thing! Thank you!
But sometimes, meaningless arguments are really entertaining and funny to me lol
What The F*** Facts (@WhatTheFFacts) profile pictureWhat The F*** Facts
@WhatTheFFacts24 Nov 2018
Intelligent men and women are easily annoyed by people in general but tend to say nothing in attempt to avoid meaningless arguments.
I start my second job on Tuesday next week. I'm half excited to start making tips again, but half not excited because I'm going to have 2 jobs.
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I wanna write a book. Its title shall be, "innebraited adventures".
It's like, I don't care about nothin', man.
If you've ever taken ambien. Read some of these urban dictionary definitions. They're golden lol urbandictionary.com/define.p…

Urban Dictionary: Ambien

Ambien: Ambien A sleep drug for insomniacs. A hallucinogen type drug for people who stay up on it. When taken for "fun" (And yes, it's fun), a dose of 10mg+...

urbandictionary.com
What. The. Fuck.
B. 🇱🇨 (@kingyano2) profile pictureB. 🇱🇨@kingyano27 Nov 2018
If you take your kids here you deserve to go to fucking jail
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When you have to clock back into work from lunch in 5 minutes, and you have to poop. #involuntarylonglunch
If anyone would like to venmo me like $10, so I can make it to work and home until Friday, I can pay you back! But on Friday lol.
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Miller Lite really isn't that good.
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Holy shit
Dance Gavin Dance🍓 (@DGDtheband) profile pictureDance Gavin Dance🍓@DGDtheband2 Nov 2018
Our cover of "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind is premiering NOW on @AltPress. Check it out here: bit.ly/DGDap18 Pre-order Songs That Saved My Life, a charity compilation benefitting mental health and suicide prevention charities, at smarturl.it/STSML. #STSML
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EVER!!!!
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Shout out to the inmate bragging that he killed Whitey Bulger. He was 89, dude. Congrats, on chopping up glass in his Metamusil.
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After four long days, we can finally say this again... IT'S GAMEDAY!! #stlblues 🎫 bit.ly/2Qc2nia
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Lmao #stolencolon
kcpolice (@kcpolice) profile picturekcpolice
@kcpolice29 Oct 2018
BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon
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I suck at Halloween lol
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