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The only meal prep I’ve ever done is befriend hundreds of local comedians who will let me eat the rest of their cold french fries during improv shows
I love making real art with my friends
Gretchen Eng retweeted
BREAKING: Emails from a Fox News whistleblower reveal confrontation that led to Tucker Carlson's firing.
Apparently, during a meeting that was happening during Carlson's typical lunch hour due to rescheduling, Carlson attempted to eat a hot dog hidden in his jacket sleeve.
Gretchen Eng retweeted
We might embody evil in improv shows but we’d like to keep it out of city hall. We endorse Brandon Johnson for Mayor of Chicago and we think you should vote for him on Tuesday April 4th if you believe that ALL Chicagoans deserve equity and justice.
As a very special surprise, my boyfriend took me to celebrate #InternationalWomansDay at Little Caesers Arena! I can’t wait to enjoy what they have planned for “women’s history night”, hopefully it’s a lecture series!
Our Armando tonight is @JacobyCochran from MY FAVORITE podcast, @citycastchicago! Come hear the Storytelling King of the City alongside this killer cast at 8pm at @iochicago
Asked one of my archnemeses to monologize for Armando, 8pm tonight at @iochicago. @JPsoFLY, I’ll bring the pasta, you bring Spaghetti.
“We all know mythology. Some just mistake it for religion.” - Noah Gregoropoulos
had an actual nightmare I crossed the @nytimes picket line #becomingmymother
Gretchen Eng retweeted
Catch @GretchenEng on today’s @CityCastChicago talking about everything to do, see, and eat in Lincoln Square!
Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
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I had an absolute BLAST on @CityCastChicago - give a listen and come visit me!
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Hey @cta is there any accurate method for figuring out a train is coming? I arrived at western 10 mins ago, got ghosted, and the next brown line supposedly gets here in 17 mins? Same exact thing happened yesterday.
Liveerreise, LAUGHTERREISE, loveterreise, y’all. Please come see my *very niche* classical music sketch comedy show with @4thcoastchicago this weekend- Sat at 8pm PianoForte Chicago, Sun at 3pm @The_Annoyance - tickets linked in bio. Feat. @brad_pike as Johannes Brahms.
In case this website doesn’t exist tomorrow, I’ll preemptively say one last thing.
I think the peppermint frosty from @Wendys is really good!
Gretchen Eng retweeted
We had our first show back at @iochicago and baby they got carpet!!! Thanks to the incredible work of management and staff who helped make this reopening possible!
This week we have @nelsonjonny and Grandma’s Favorites opening Friday at 10pm!
Tickets: wl.seetickets.us/event/Devil…
excited for this election season to be over so I can go back to using regular toilet paper #vote
I think it’ll probably be apparent from this episode that I’ve seen like… one episode of Hometown on HGTV
Today’s hilarious new Patreon Bonus episode is MoM: Minotaurs on Masonry with @classicrathjen @kevinsciretta @GretchenEng & @brad_pike!
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