
I been griftin all my life ๐ถ ||| ELIJAH SCHAFFER #1 FAN ACCOUNT, annoying clipper, satire from the depths of the internet
Frisco, TX
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Elijah Schaffer talks about Nick Fuentes after reading through a post on Kiwifarms.
Elijah says that he and Nick are brothers before saying that Nick shit on Rift previously. He goes on to say that he had a producer who is in love with Nick, then throws Sarah Stock under the bus and says that she worshiped Fuentes and then claims she was a groyper.
Elijah then goes on to talk as if he's speaking directly to Fuentes saying "you were there for me". Elijah makes his case before pushing back saying he has taken more heat than Fuentes over everything: "I've had people try to kill me over it", then says his kids were kidnapped before saying some legitimately insane shit about a lockbox and not being served? 2:09 for schizo stuff
He claims people told him to kill himself or they were going to harm his kids? And then it sounds like he's saying his wife knew something about whatever that is?
Then at 3:00 he gets interrupted by Carl, some guy who has just been sitting on his streamyard call. Elijah is welcoming, Carl is generous and politely tells Elijah he's handling everything well.
Elijah talks about the aloggers briefly and then at 04:55 HE GETS THE CALL ๐ฒ AND MUTES HIS MIC speaking for a little over a minute at one point he seems to throw the phone back in a sassy manner at something said. Elijah then comes back and says that he needs to go, nothing is wrong with him, but he has to go. He will be back, but he has to go take care of some things. He apologizes to Carl and says he's welcome to stay before playing his waiting animation. He's still not back, it's been a while
Elijah Schaffer ends his house tour after taking a call with his kids for a few minutes (cut short his friend notes) and then complains about his wife calling @JackPosobiec a pedo which Elijah explains was because he had come into the house around their kids after he and Elijah had been smoking cigars, shirtless, outside. Elijah goes on to complain generally about his wife and claim he "did the whole divorce" and then "got remarried" and is having to do the divorce again...yeah cause that's how that works, Elijah.
Elijah Schaffer house tour part 4, Elijah says he got the house for his family but they're gone so why not get a studio apartment? Elijah ponders why he's spending so much cash on the house every month before denying he is paying at all claiming he doesn't have any money, which I assume is him trying to lie about his expenses if clips end up in court.
Elijah says if he had more time in this house he would turn it into a "male concubine house, but as a joke".
Elijah Scahffer house tour part 3, Elijah takes a break from wandering the house to eat pizza directly in the camera before saying he may move in with his dad
Elijah Schaffer house tour part 2, Elijah grabs some pizza and then shows off a random room with a bunch of his equipment strewn about. There is a mattress randomly shoved against one wall in this room. Elijah then shows a friends room and then a closet with ANOTHER MATTRESS
Elijah Schaffer Groyper retweeted
Just talked to an insider.
Itโs not gonna matter that I have a felony conviction because the power grid is going down forever tomorrow
Last night Elijah Schaffer took the camera around for a house tour. Here's part one up until he shows some pictures of his kids that I'm not including.
start: part of the room+streaming desk
3:10 mirror shot of Elijah then his peptide safe and 3d printed travel peptide box AND A POCKET PUSSY
4:10 Elijah shares the bathroom which is A WRECK
4:42 Elijah shows a closet with his mattress shoved in it and says it's his kids fort? then he moves the mattress and shows a bunch of pill bottles including his ex's antibiotics (likely for a yeast infection) and his hydrocones and antidepressants
end of the video he starts walking out to the rest of the house
Elijah Schaffer Groyper retweeted
โผ๏ธ Monero swap site Wagyu.xyz confirmed 3 months of its data leaked after a $5M extortion demand.
Hudson Rock found 4,580 orders tying a public crypto deposit to a Monero address and the IP behind it.
The leak still holds 4,002 orders flagged as deleted by users.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper retweeted
L6N5401-0.75 seems to be the 'DJ neuron' - it puts everything into the context of a DJ set
Elijah Schaffer is on Pearl's stream right now WITHOUT SHOES sporting a SWOLLEN FOOT. He has been talking all week about getting an infection on his leg, so this confirms that to be true.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper retweeted
Clinton: governor of arkansas
W: governor of Texas
Obama: Senator from Illinois
Trump: international business and entertainment superstar
Biden: Senator from Delaware and VP
James Fishback: no notable commercial or political success or acumen for anything demonstrated ever
After discussions with legal counsel @jamesfishback would be able to run for President in 2028 under two conditions:
1. His selected VP meets requirements to step in as president on Inauguration Day and serve until James turns 35 (a few months later).
2. Some states would need to be sued to recognize this 20th amendment interpretation in order to get him on the ballot.
The obstacles are higher if he runs as a Republican due the primary process; less so if he runs as 3rd party.
I wish James the best of luck in that endeavor as personally I will remain focused on making an impact in Florida for the foreseeable future.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper retweeted
By this standard, Amy Acton has done infinitely more for young white men than Fuentes himself.
What are we even doing here?
Elijah Schaffer begins reading an article on James Lindsay from @EsoShaggy's substack and says all he does is repost known information before his cohost Jeremiah notes that Shaggy's article on Candace Owens hasn't hurt her image in the slightest.
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Federal prosecutors protected Philadelphia snuff film producer Raymond Horsch during his โ09 trafficking/firearm charges by entering into a cooperation plea agreement despite that case overlapping with Horschโs conviction in regard to attempting to abduct a 9-year-old girl.
Feds cut Raymond Horsch a deal in exchange for information in 2009 drug case, but details remain sealed ebx.sh/wamLbt






























