Detective investigating the crime scene of a gruesome murder:
“Drink is still hot, this just happened…”
Other Detective:
“No way, that’s a Stanley cup! This could have happened WEEKS AGO!”
[BOOM - @StanleyBrand LOGO]
Yoshi is a great horse, but you need to leave the horse in the stable while you're partying with friends.
My soul leaves the body when those synths hit: youtu.be/kBOaLjtR4mw
There’s a story here… I’m assuming the neighborhood’s most radical kid had an extremely gnarly wipeout, but not sure.
Now my feed is defaulting to the “For You” algorithm and I’ve been running into a ton of anti-vacc, violent, etc, content. New Twitter is doing what you were campaigning against last year @elonmusk. Can we at least get an option to default our feed to Following? @TwitterSupport
!!!WARNING!!! Listening to this song causes a very strong urge to leave everything behind and spend the rest of your days dancing in a flower field @pandabear
youtube.com/watch?v=_9_zoL7J…
“Daaang, I bet that badass dude crushin’ those stacks of plates over on bench is listening to some hardcore shit!” - Everyone at the Y talking about me and being 100% correct
This is a great Hubble vs Webb comparison tool to show your unimpressed space hatin’ friends: webbcompare.com/index.html
“totchos” piss me off… Just call them loaded tots or chili cheese tots or even taco tots... No need to get cute with it..
Some might say this is a perfect song to add to your grill n’ chill playlist: youtu.be/aQ1aEaRyR5A
Happy Friday! Here’s what I’m spinning this weekend: @juviethegreat @timheidecker
Can’t stop listening to this track @timheidecker. The whole album slaps, but this one SPEAKS TO ME! music.apple.com/us/album/ker…












