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Just don't know how to express myself when I wanna be properly different, FUCK! (If you don't like my tweets, then just pretend.)

Joined May 2011
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Bryce thought Martin Luther King Jr. was the president of South Africa
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Replying to @GroovyWhiteKid
Velvet Revolution RT @groovywhitekid: @mikegren Happy birthday you socialist. Hope you have a very liberal day
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Grenier wheeled a 50 year old last night
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Whoever calls a mid term a "middy" deserves to choke on their own tong and die or drown in the shower.
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My boy
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Last night getting a strike in bowling being 4 pitchers deep, was the greatest athletic achievement of my life hands down.
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Is it weird that I have slept 18 hours over the past 4 nights and feel absolutely beautiful?
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Wasted Wardo retweeted
Let's play "how drunk can I get at a family party without them knowing".
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i’d run through the banner like a college team
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Replying to @GroovyWhiteKid
@GroovyWhiteKid "anytime part 12" you are hammered my friend
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Christmas break has once again gotten me into the drinking habit of starting to drink anytime part 12 and hammered by dinner at 6
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What would christmas be without the mass consumptions of rum and eggnogs?