Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.

The shits I give... I bury

This is my happy face.

It's not that I hate you, I just hate everyone.

Good morning? There is no such thing.

I hate Mondays.

'Tis the season to leave me the hell alone.

Of all the nine lives I've lived, this is the worst.

No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh.

there are two kinds of people in this world... and i don't like them