I tried this today and it only went 123 yards #golfishard
They want you to pay $ to tell u what ball to hit shrink the game now
Same swing. Same club. 20-mph headwind.
The longest of the 9 new balls carries 12.2 yards farther than the shortest.
That is a 7-iron into the green instead of a 6-iron.
See how your ball ranks at f.mtr.cool/vj6cphn9l2
No shit he don’t have a stencil I’m worried they sent a actual blind man out there
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GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.
-Swish
All of my equipment looks like this
I promote fucking with teslas we will not have charger ports at LaGusta National
PSA: if you think this behavior is acceptable, you are part of the problem with our society today
This woman (and eventually the man) CLEARLY saw me and yet decided to continue their leisurely stroll in the middle of the road. If I were them, the second I realized I was blocking a vehicle I would wave to apologize and quickly get out of the way. Apparently that decency is a lost art
I'm a pretty patient person but things like this drive me insane. Have some respect for your fellow human and be considerate of those around you. Social awareness seems to be at an all-time low
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
If you've ever lived in CA for any meaningful amount of time, you know that the Latino guy in the flannel buttoned to the neck is not generally a person to fuck with.
I should get to take a divot from this guys face to engagement farm him right back who the fuck does this unless it’s to take this many divots??? Fucking banned
Let’s convert our entire country to electric energy when we have countries of bastards who treat our planet like a garbage disposal #shrinkthegame #shirnktheplanet
We took every non hazard stake and sign away and geo fenced the place. Complaints have never been higher. Turf qualify has never been better. I’ve never smiled so much from cart complaints that show a road map


























