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Joined June 2017
Jack Weis has applied to more than 2,300 jobs since he graduated from Princeton in 2024 with his Ph.D. in chemical engineering. He still doesn’t have a job. on.wsj.com/4sfxSLc
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Life. Today.
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ICLR 2027 having 60k submissions is crazy. Even if you keep a 20% acceptance rate that's 12k papers, what even is the point of this system anymore?
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Teach so chaotically, you cannot be cloned
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Reviewer 1: this could be two papers Reviewer 2: this should be no papers
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"congratulations on commencing your PhD"
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I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Good morning 😆
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- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka
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"AI is coming for your job" i'd like to see an AI tell everyone "I have so much on" then nap for 14 hours
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Don’t panic if your first draft is kinda crap. You have plenty of time to make it completely crap with subsequent rewrites
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Before AI, I had 5 unfinished projects. After AI, I have 128 unfinished projects.
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Your email finds me choking with rage for having received your email
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“did you use AI?” has got to be the most insulting writing feedback of the modern age
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Reasons to use an em dash: 1) reclaim it from the machines 2) you don't know what a semicolon is for 3) it has incredible vibes
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