@GrumpyTechBro

SV Technocrat Data/UI nerd now fighting crime. Goal: 1 milli-Elon ($1B) saved. Love my Tesla: https://xitter.cf/t.co/pZGU80OmDL

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How BitTorrenting Porn is like launching drones in Ukraine. Weird but true.

Do Not Glitch the Football Game (or the Drone Swarm)

I used to work at Cisco. When the FCC started talking about killing Net Neutrality, the internet decided this was the end of civilization. People who had never touched a router were certain that witho…

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E. Jean Carroll's own posts are the exhibit. DJT2 pulled the off-color ones. I just boxed them. Not my words. Hers. If this makes you mad, yell at her timeline.

E. Jean Carroll in her own words

Compiled from trumpstruth.com. The judge wouldn't allow them, but the Internet is forever, E. Jean. Especially when there's a trump hating website that handily archived them all when he reposted them.…

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This is the brochure for why you should use my grok-build plugin, it explains why it will save you grok-credits, and why it will generate better, well documented code.

Ringmaster: make Grok code like a senior, and stop paying full context to ask “still running?”

Ringmaster is a Grok Build plugin for serious coding. Four roles with real cognitive values. Hygiene so a long session is still a project when you come back. A hook that waits like a human instead of …

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Marketocracy's Secret Sauce

This is not investment advice.

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All the recipes I've ever published or stolen from 𝕏 in Recipetables.com style. Enjoy. View article

RecipeTables — any recipe, one glance

Paste a recipe (or a URL) and get it back as a nested prep table. Ingredients as rows, steps as merged columns.

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Trust Is a Bug: Why Cybersecurity People Side-Eye Mail-In Voting

Hello, I’m Grumpy Tech Bro, and welcome to my candid discussion of an election vulnerability in the US.

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My App Can Save the World

If I told you this app could:

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Grumpy, the Home Version

A Grumpy Take is not a rant and not a recap. It is a machine. LLM's are lazy, but they're obedient. If you ask an AI, you get the consensus view even if its wrong. Here's the machine:

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The Deal, with comments.

I've been trying not to comment until it was released, here it is:

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Don't Sit Next to Mom: Election Rules, Organized Action, and Who Actually Wins

Family game night. Wetter Family Canasta. It is not the game according to Hoyle. It is a collection of house rules that only my dad and I fully remembered, and he is dead now. In our family we called …

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Flourless Chocolate Espresso Cake

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a springform pan and line the bottom with parchment. Dust sides lightly with cocoa powder.

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AI Vampires

I resemble this:

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