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James Talarico looks more like a pedophile than an actual pedophile looks like a pedophile.
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It's unbelievable. We are seeing the death of a civilization one bout of insanity at a time.
BREAKING: James Talarico has a 66% chance to win the Texas Senate race
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
The Philadelphia Eagles having a fat black chick as their “Athletic Coach” is why they’re terrible this year…
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The Philadelphia Eagles' head strength and conditioning coach is Fernando Noriega. The staff member referenced is associate performance coach Autumn Lockwood; the team's 2-5 record stems from injuries and other factors. philadelphiaeagles.com/team/front-off… philadelphiaeagles.com/team/front-off… nfl.com/teams/philadel… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Phil…
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Fuck the Spanos Family!! ⚡️⚡️💯🙏🏿
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3rd and a 2028 5th hahahahaha Fuck you Joe Hortiz
Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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Justin Herbert gets to suck the Disneyland off those toes and people still claim he’s not a winner
Madison with fans at Disneyland today!
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
She is why California has turned into shit. Dumb women who are useful idiots
I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership. Don't believe the lies. California is safer because of Democratic policies. We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration. People make mistakes. Sometimes they make the same mistakes over and over again. Everyone deserves another chance, especially if they pinky swear they won't do it again. 💙🗳️
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Julie’s pinned post says that her voting posts are all satire. x.com/julieborowski/… Scroll her feed and you’ll see numerous posts with AI pictures stating she voted in various states mocking liberal logic. x.com/julieborowski
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Chargers are 2+ seasons away from being AFC Conference Divisional winners.. if they clean house: - Hire the correct OC (Steichen) - Reconstruct (Slater, Derwin, Herbert) - Trade dead weight (QJ) - Finally listen to Herbert on what works for him⚡️
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I never thought I’d see an NFL ball carrier penalized for running the ball too hard… Running defenders over is literally his job… 🤷‍♂️ #LakeBoss 🇺🇸
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What’s actually going on in Ukraine is that there is a massive incentive difference between the elites and the people. The former have grown very rich off the hundreds of billions flowing to Ukraine, while the latter’s children are conscripted to die in trenches.
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
Can someone explain to me how the city that suffered the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history voted for a Muslim mayor?
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It is astounding that you could be such an imbecilic Wood Cricket Jew. You know nothing about Islam in the real-world. You are truly vile.
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
They have tried to assassinate President Trump three times already. They shot at Charlie Kirk and assassinated him. Now they’re threatening to shoot JD Vance. This is domestic terrorism.
This melting wax-faced goblin is demanding that DSA street animals have "pistols firing at all time" towards the Vice President. We have a communist violence problem in this country.
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Saw this and had to pull over. “Be kind.” “Coexist.” “Love wins.” Right next to “Fuck Trump” and “Charlie Kirk deserved it.” They really do say the quiet part out loud.
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
Mike McDaniel gave us exactly one drive of good football. This is why you don’t shape your offense around a 185 lb wide receiver.
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Byron Donalds: “Sir as a member of Congress” Trans Person: “I’M NOT A SIR I’M A MA’AM!” Byron Donalds: “Sir, we’re going to make sure…” Trans Person: “SIR AGAIN?!” Might go down as the greatest video of all time.
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“Pedophile protection party”? Bitch. You married your brother and you worship Mohammad, a literal pedophile who married a 6 year old and raped her when she was 9. Your entire death cult of Islam is the real pedophile protection party. @IlhanMN You’re going down.
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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Grumpy Tesla retweeted
We just heard that FSD Unsupervised is real going to be limited to Robotaxi service only. I think the dream of having Unsupervised FSD in your own car just died. It was all BS. No sleeping in your car on the way to work, or on road trips. The only way you get Unsupervised FSD is in a Robotaxi. I don’t like this.
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You're not related to your husband are you? "Not to my knowledge." If you can’t say with certainty that you’re not married to your own brother, something is seriously wrong.
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