I guard the town. No, you cannot see the king. No, those rocks are not gold. Yes, I can hear you casting your dumb spells.
Town Gate
Joined August 2023
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i have a feeling that you and i are about to become very close
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1 hour of new music. enjoy
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Lego DnD set looks so good but can we talk about this painting in it, I literally cannot it's so cute
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results from this week's swag-off
1: xXd34thb00bXx
2: @seamussy
3: @IAmARealWyrm
4: radical randy
5: @GuardPosting
0*: @gnometweeter
*won the finals with the highest swag rating, but was disqualified for subsequently eating a judge
congratulations to all competitors
Town Guard retweeted
"oh you must respect the spirits of the wood"
listen, elf, the only spirits of the wood I respect is the ones in my tankard
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thinking about how this drawing in a 13th century manuscript was captioned "this herb is very good for healing"
ALT A medieval drawing of a cannabis plant
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Pros of a kettle helmet:
- you can use it as a helmet
- you can use it as a kettle
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I don't care if it's your 'animal companion', you're not bringing a bear into town.
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who else up eatin they gruel??
ALT A medieval drawing of a brown, hairy, humanoid creature with a long tail seated on a patch of grass, eating some sort of white substance with a spoon from a pot between its legs
