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Long suffering Derby County fan, FPL tinkerer, Francesco Totti worshipper. Fuck Trump

Sheffield, England
Joined June 2009
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After 8 Premier League games, Manchester United have a worse home record than the 2007/08 Derby County side. Derby also had 1 clean sheet through their first 8 games of what was, may I remind you, a season in which we gathered just 11 points. Meanwhile United have 0 clean sheets.
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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Maybe because you're massive cheats Elliot?
“Everywhere we go, we get it.” 📢 Elliot Anderson on the hostile reception Man City have faced at away grounds in the Premier League this season 👀 🎙️ @jules_breach | 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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TNT block out the chant everytime the Villa fans sing “you cheating bastards, we know what you’re” 😭😭
Aston Villa fans are singing to Man City players 'you cheaters bastards we know who you are', keep going Aston Villa fans tell them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ben Brereton Díaz & Hamaz Chowdery are 2 of the worst / pointless signings we’ve ever made. Argue amongst ya selves.
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🇩🇪 🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Borussia Dortmund will REWARD fans who DON’T use their phones during matches! The German club is introducing a new “Fan Mode” in its official app, where supporters earn points for every minute they go without unlocking their phones. Fans who collect the most points can win SIGNED SHIRTS and shopping vouchers. The initiative comes after a study found that 63% of supporters regularly use their phones during matches.
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Protect this cameraman at all costs
The cameraman wasn’t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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So City are to be relegated to the Championship as punishment? Talk about patronising. What are we twenty odd places below, Devil's fucking Island? We don't want them. Moping about like they're in an open prison. Fuck em off to non-league.
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Nearly half a billion spent this summer after City were informed of the verdict in July, multiple controversial refereeing decisions & a team two decades of financial doping in the making. What a farce they’re allowed to play. Not a some plucky underdog, just a bunch of cheats.
BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has become the first manager in Premier League history to win his first seven matches in charge of a club. ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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Can we stop having ex Man Cheaty players on as pundits please. Their delusion is unbearable
Manchester City are "taking care of business on the pitch" after making their best start to a season since 1897 ⚽
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You can bring as many inflatable bananas as you like to the Etihad, but under no circumstances are you allowed to bring a ‘114’ balloon. 😂
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That’s now 12 points in just 7 games Man City have gained from referee/officiating match fixing ’errors’ It’s so disgustingly corrupt you have to laugh or else you’ll cry 🤣
“MAD, INFURIATING IN FACT!” 😡 Gary O'Neil on wrongly flagged Ipswich offsides against Man City
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John Eustace will be the one being criticised for the current predicament but don’t forget he’s just a part of the Derby collective. Recruitment, fitness coaching and senior leadership must also take the blame. Time for a re-think?
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I don’t want to hear any more “the fans don’t deserve expulsion” nonsense. They’ve very clearly chosen the side of history they want to be on. Let them go down with the City ship.
Boos, chants, a ‘Shameless’ banner and a load of bananas, during the Premier League anthem (feels like more of a jingle?)
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We're remembering our legendary former manager Jim Smith, on what would have been his 86th birthday. 🖤🐏
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With another school shooting, this time in Bend, Oregon, it might be a good time to point out that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban almost halved mass shooting deaths - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths more than doubled. It’s the guns.
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As does the National League North……
Anfield awaits ⏱️
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Barry Bennell gaslighted victims of his abuse from prison, via video, at the behest of City's lawyers. I don't think I need to add anything else. 11/11
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