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Daniel | 20 | 🇳🇬

Houston, TX
Joined November 2019
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Reminder to myself: Twitter arguments are pointless. Nobody ever changes their mind, learns anything, or admits they're wrong.
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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rip dolly parton you would have loved blexas
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wait lowk im jesus
voted blue in kansas
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Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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being gay always comes before being a reporter
Anderson in the back hearing Mariah Carey’s name and tuning in. 😭
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Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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shut up and dribble
Losing Charlie hurt, man.
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im starting all my emails with 'allahu akbar' at work tomorrow.
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WHITE PEOPLE DISCONTINUED BY 2027
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Make sure my gas $3 by tomorrow morning fck nga
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Falco may be blue but that laser republican.
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I will not birth a child to a world where the chill face costs money
used to be free btw
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