Pirate Picture Guru who likes breakfast, films, TV and other stuff. Like Harribo and Percy Pigs.

North London
Joined February 2009
Giveaway!! I have two proofs left of this amazing, epic multiverse tale from none other than @michaelcarey191. Want to get your hands on one? Retweet this to win and I'll pick two people at random tomorrow lunchtime.
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Thinking about sending this to all our authors to highlight the importance of proofreading. On the other hand, horses, water etc – at East, England
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In this clip from 1994, Leeds student Liz Truss tells ITV News the idea of the monarchy is 'disgraceful'. Today she meets the queen to be appointed as the new PM.
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If you leave a dog poo, you will be fined £80 pounds, but if you do this to our beaches, you will get a tax cut.
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I have just lost my wedding ring - in Buxton Derbyshire - just after giving a talk this afternoon - dropped I think on St John’s rd - if anyone finds it I would be so grateful - it is an old gold ring with a cross on the face. V embarrassed + grateful for RTs.
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Why does Graham Brady, the largest member of the Conservative party, not simply eat the Prime Minister
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Leaving it too late to correct someone, meaning you must now live with your new name forever.
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RT if you care about Downing Street parties.
People in the "real world" don't care about parties held in Downing Street during lockdown, House of Commons Leader Mark Spencer says bit.ly/3gQ9xaZ
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A teenage key worker has been ordered to pay almost £500 by a court after he admitted breaking lockdown rules last January. The Bexley resident, 19, was in a car with three friends and admitted he was relaxing from the "stress and misery" of shifts at Co-Op during the pandemic.
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🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷 1. There was no party 2. If there was a party, I did not attend 3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party 4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.
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Looking for freelance tech writers with a good understanding of SEO. You must be set up as a limited company, I’m afraid. Drop me a DM if that’s you #journorequest #freelancewriters @SianySianySiany @annacod
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Two days left to vote for Taskmaster at the NTAs. Thanks if you already have. Unfortunately this video is more likely to make you vote for the little French fellas instead. Oh well. It was nice to see Greg again. nationaltvawards.com/vote
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Hello Do you earn a living in #sport or #creativeindustries? Is your work affected by #CoronaOutbreak? Would you be happy to share your concerns with me so I can make a dossier to give to govt who I think don’t understand precarious nature of #selfemployment Please share.
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Writers: I'm Acting Features Editor at @empiremagazine for the next six months. I need the best ideas for the biggest film magazine in the world. Please give them to me. My DMs, God help me, are now open.
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🙏 Twitter. I need your help. (A short thread) Since my lawyer Ryan and I changed the law to make upskirting illegal, there's been much celebration. But there's also been, as with all these things, people who have tried to take full credit for our work. I won't name names but...
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If you've even been groped/touched inappropriately by a stranger in a public place (bar, restaurant, public transportation), please RT this. Consider this market research. Thank you.
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John Oliver absolutely eviscerating "Boris" Johnson, our next Prime Minister. #BrexitBritain #LaughingStock #NSFW @mrjamesob
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BIG BRAVE NEWS: I'm going freelance from 1 June! I'll be pitching and available for writer&editor cover&shifts, specialising in film and tv, sport and fitness, mental health, fashion, travel and luxury brands. Help a gal out and RT and reach me at AllySinyard(at)gmail(dot)com
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I’m shooting skateboarding today with @sony Deutschland as part of the #sonyworldphotographyawards festival with @amy_ram and my very good friend @kamerakind_guido . . . . . . #sony #sonyworldphotographyawards #sonyworldphotographyawards2019 #swpa #skate… bit.ly/2GibaeF
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