Writer and drinker. Checkout my book “Raised By A Glass” and “170 Questions For A Successful First Date”
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2012
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Is #literature dead? Probably. But at least the few readers left in the world are getting a chuckle out of my words.
You know those nonchalant #cocktails you make for yourself at home to #overindulge? I love a good Flash Gordon: #Cheerwine and #gin. Really reminds me of that one night in college. You can find cocktails like these and their associated stories in my book Raised By A Glass
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Harry Markopolos identified Bernie Madoff as a fraud within five minutes. He spent 10 years trying to alert the SEC.
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Soon Trump will ban all news outlets from covering his campaign & all coverage of Trump will come solely through Ted Nugent songs.
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#1: People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need prenups. She can keep the Jared ring and he can keep his Xbox.
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#1: The cool thing about England is that you can tell if someone is poor by how they talk.
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Dear Hilary Clinton's aides: Announcing she plans to show "more heart and humor" is what you say about a Terminator you've reprogrammed.
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Mad Men marathon on AMC. From the very beginning through Sunday's finale. What an epic, incredible show. So proud to be a part of it.
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#1: What are these idiot activists going to do when Monsanto gets in the legal marijuana business?
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I hope the crashed Star Destroyer in the #StarWars trailer has been converted into live/work artist's lofts & a food co-op.
The subway lady just attributed the internet going out because of the clouds. Not the "cloud", but clouds in general.
