International sex symbol since 1987. Mustache enthusiast. Your mother's favorite mistake. Confidence isn't everything. Unless you're me. 😎
Inside your mom
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Some men have moves. I have a medical condition called irresistible sex appeal.
You're welcome, ladies. 😎
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"I thought this was state property."
Well, I AM the state. 😎🎣
— Günther Vane
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They say you should dance like nobody's watching.
I dance because EVERYBODY should be watching. Warning: These moves have ended marriages 😎🕺🍑
— Günther Vane
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Can't even get a fucking taco without being recognized.
Fame is exhausting. The hips are not. 😎🌮🍑
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It's your funeral, and I'll dance if I want to. 🕺⚰️😎
You're welcome.
— Günther Vane
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I'm missing from this list.
An oversight of this magnitude is frankly disturbing. My lawyers have been notified.
— Günther Vane 😎🍷
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They say I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Unfortunately for my enemies, I'm both.
These hands are registered as lethal weapons. 😎🥊
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The DMV asked me to bring two forms of identification.
I brought sex appeal and a valid driver's license.
You're welcome, ladies. 😎
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