Ralf Bat 🦇 Dog & Margo (Moo)

I’m a tad cold … maybe I need a snuggle bed like my pals @BorderJoss

Er, has anyone seen my octopus lately? Can’t find him anywhere.

I only come out of winter hibernation to play with octopus

Ralf has officially started his winter hibernation

Happy birthday to my lovely mum Macey @jillfearnhead. Have a great day and see you again soon!

Can you guess if I’m a Traitor or a Faithful?

Friday nights are for splooting with your octopus

Back when Margo was small and cute

Where to, guvnor?

This must be what they mean by the “big bed”

Sorry Dad, I’ve not seen your bowl of yoghurt anywhere

Happy Birthday to the best boy, Ralf! 🐾 Here is a look back at some of our favourite memories with him over the years. ❤️🐶

🎵 Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday, dear Bat Dog, All the treats are for me! Margo’s naughty, we know, Always stealing the show, But today is for Ralfie — So feck off, Margo! 🎶

I may be 10, but I can still look like a puppa when I want

Let’s go for a walk, they said It doesn’t look that heavy, they said Pftt! That’s what I say.

Wishing mumsie good luck on the first day of her new job ‘Oop North’ (not far from the Angel what I visited a few months ago). She’s going to be commuting for a while, until we sell or rent out our house down here. Which means Dad’s in charge for three days a week. Send help!