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t.me/gokudailygems 🚨New Channel!🚨 Every day you'll get 4 Pump fun rankings and 4 Pons rankings, posted at 12:00, 16:00, 20:00 and 00:00 (CEST), so 8 rankings a day in total. Criteria: coins up to $100K market cap that graduated in the last 3 days. Each coin gets a score, and the best ones are ranked in a top 10. What gets scored: Market data, meaning market cap, liquidity, volume, buy and sell pressure, and price action. Holder distribution, covering top holders, dev holdings and insider concentration. Bundles, snipers and wallet scans, including links between the dev wallet and earlier launches. Contract and launch safety. Socials, meaning X, Telegram, website and GitHub, and whether they're real or a larp. Community activity and organic engagement, with fake likes and bot activity flagged. Red flags of every kind (Can’t share everything, prompt is a secret). Coins can show up again in the next ranking 4 hours later if they keep scoring well. They can also drop out. Everything is checked against a carefully planned, long prompt that I built from over 6 years of experience. The bot checks every detail and every red flag. That runs from whether a website is a larp, through bundles and wallet scans, to all the socials and much more. The channel was launched after a week of testing that came back positive. At the end of the day, it's still up to the narrative, the team and the holders to deliver, so pick the coins that suit you best. Important: pick coins carefully based on your own judgment and preferences, and always DYOR before buying. None of these calls are paid. I take no responsibility for any financial losses you may suffer, so trade at your own risk. Wishing you lots of success and fun!
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It's time to expose what happened to one of the best memes on Robinhood, what went wrong and why. Sadly, it all ended badly for Juggernaut, mostly because of two people. It all started with @Drallio and @Pumpman999 . Drallio started running Juggernaut when it sat at 1M market cap, seeing it as a good chance to make some X's. Around that time Ozzy announced that tokens from outside Pons, including Noxa tokens like Juggernaut, could migrate over to Pons. Drallio, who controlled the Telegram, and Pumpman, who controlled the X account, saw a perfect chance to farm fees. They sent in a migration request without informing Juggernaut's 25K holders. People were furious, because migrating a token with that many holders is close to impossible. Drallio and Pumpman didn't care, they only wanted the fees. Holders panicked and sold, and later Juggernaut's X account was switched over to a new one. Pumpman disappeared, but Drallio kept control of the Telegram. While people were selling, he barely cared, because he had already sold everything he had. A week or two later, news broke that Juggernaut had been listed on Robinhood. It wasn't true. Robinhood had only added it to its assets page, where you could read some basic info about the token. That is not a listing. Drallio saw the opportunity. He started bragging on X as if it was his doing, claiming he had always believed in Juggernaut, and pushed the fake Robinhood listing story. Juggernaut pumped from 2M to over 25M market cap, then started dumping. A lot of people lost a lot of money on that rumor. Lesson: always verify information like this yourself and never take anyone's word for it. As for Drallio, it looks very bad. He has around 90K bought followers and keeps bragging that he holds over 1M worth of Cashcat. He posts false information about his tokens and their value, and jumps on every token that's trending just to farm engagement. The truth is, his Cashcat bag on Fomo is worth about 3K, and that's it as far as his tokens go. Be careful with him. I'd recommend unfollowing him. This was part one of the series "exposing memecoins and people behind them" There's more to come. We need to put them all on a boat and send them to North Korea.
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You forgot to add farming people, rugging, scamming, pvp’ing, vamping, stealing, dumping, bundling, sniping, insider buying, slow rugging, jeeting, draining liquidity, farming engagement, ghosting holders and using followers as exit liquidity.
Replying to @DiamondhandVN
bought my first bitcoin at 22 made my first M by 26 just compound trades together over time
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This is how I imagine Ansem and the people who follow him every day, reading his posts that change from one day to the next depending on which way the wind is blowing.
i am bearish btc/eth & large cap stocks believe btc & eth have broken mid timeframe trend and will continue to accelerate to downside under 82k/2400 dont think the average retail speculator is going to slow down tho, Q4 is going to have a lot of volatility for traders in both directions & believe pockets of onchain will do well headline risk is also very real and continues to impact markets, this week specifically we have fomc + lot of important earnings releases technicals am bearish bc ai momo stocks look like parabolic blowoff top into following lower high and loss of trend, even mags stalling at ATHs, the breakout on Qs that looked great a few weeks ago has played out as a deviation above the highs as it stands ai generally feels like there is a lot more uncertainty on where the next growth of revenues is going to come from, sofar we have had a ton of capex spending on investing in training these models across the board so believe investors will want to see how that impacts companies bottom line meaningfully, meta selloff post earnings last week is good indi, that combined with concerns around current state of models also breaking hella security across the internet is not great - am not bearish on extended timeframe just believe pullback before continuation higher
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Banks as his bodyguard 🫪
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Just a reminder that this guy is followed by 1.4M people. Let that sink in.
i am bearish btc/eth & large cap stocks believe btc & eth have broken mid timeframe trend and will continue to accelerate to downside under 82k/2400 dont think the average retail speculator is going to slow down tho, Q4 is going to have a lot of volatility for traders in both directions & believe pockets of onchain will do well headline risk is also very real and continues to impact markets, this week specifically we have fomc + lot of important earnings releases technicals am bearish bc ai momo stocks look like parabolic blowoff top into following lower high and loss of trend, even mags stalling at ATHs, the breakout on Qs that looked great a few weeks ago has played out as a deviation above the highs as it stands ai generally feels like there is a lot more uncertainty on where the next growth of revenues is going to come from, sofar we have had a ton of capex spending on investing in training these models across the board so believe investors will want to see how that impacts companies bottom line meaningfully, meta selloff post earnings last week is good indi, that combined with concerns around current state of models also breaking hella security across the internet is not great - am not bearish on extended timeframe just believe pullback before continuation higher
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t.me/GokuDailyGems New channel Scanning coins with a strict prompt I built with Grok, based on my 6 years of experience in crypto. No paid calls, 4 rankings daily. 12:00, 16:00, 20:00, 00:00 CEST. Join while you’re here 🫡
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More people need to know the truth about Ansem. He and Banks have been farming this community for years, and I'm honestly surprised he still has a platform. People like him, Orangie and Rasmr shouldn't have a voice in this space at all. He's reportedly made around $10M off Ansem. He could have saved the chart if he wanted to, but he'd rather go on his podcasts or post useless Bitcoin calls, like the "90K by the end of the week" one from two weeks ago. How many people got liquidated because of that? 🤔
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Just read that 9 people were drained for over $900K on Bloom today. They're posting that they'll reimburse everyone, and people are calling them heroes. Then I scrolled down their profile and found this post from 4 days ago. Yeah, you can forget about that $900K, fam, it's not happening 🤣🤣🤣 By the way, @bubblemaps already debunked the claim that he made bank on Trump.
Kimchi likes trading memecoins. Kimchi made bank on $TRUMP. People thought he was done. Then he came back and ran another crazy trade on @Pumpfun You can trade like Kimchi too.
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Day 3 of asking @a1lon9 to address the $Kimchi situation. This is the comment section under his new posts. 🤣 Thousands of people have been scammed, ridiculous.
You have less than 48 hours to sign up for the $2,500,000 Pumpfun Squads trading competition. Reminder of rules and eligibility: - First place wins $1.5M, second place wins $750K, and third place wins $250K - You have until Monday 2pm UTC to sign up; if your squad hasn't signed up by then, you'll be sidelined - All squad members must be in the squad before Monday 2pm UTC - Perps PNL does not count toward this competition - Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, and Terminal are the only platforms where PNL counts toward the competition - reach out to a Pumpfun/Terminal affiliate if you need any help setting up! - We will closely monitor the leaderboard for any attempts to game the competition and will punish offenders This is a HUGE competition, do not miss out.
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He holds over 50% of the total supply. Can you also mention that the actual liquidity is only 300K? His $19.7M only exists on paper and in your jewish head. Keep getting kids addicted to gambling, the end is near.
WOW! Just 14 hours ago, @slingoorio’s portfolio was worth $8M, now it’s worth $19.7M 🤯 He’s up $16M in the last 24 hours, with $9.47M of that coming from his Big Titty Coin position!
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Just called $conductor (x5) $rsn (x5) $reagent (x4) and many others in my free channel, it’s only 4 days old. No paid calls. I'm doing this for the community. Every day I post 4 pons rankings and 4 pump fun rankings. Pick the coins that fit your own strategy. I built a prompt with grok that filters every single coin and ranks them in order. Check my bio 🫡
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Just hit a 22x in my group, and it's only 3 days old. None of the calls are paid. Every token gets analyzed with a custom prompt I built from 6 years of crypto experience. Want in? Link's in my bio. solana:41thoMqVENHtGhuSp5Jhy9yPWghqrPfeETrMe97JK4tg
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Just called $V4M and $SEVREN (both x3), plus $RIVAL and $HOOKLINE (both x2), in my daily calls channel in the last few hours. These are FREE calls. I’ve built a solid prompt with grok to scan tokens. 4 pump and 4 pons rankings daily. Tg link in bio. I could easily charge for this, especially considering I’m using up my own grok limit to bring you these scans, but I’m doing it for the community. No paid calls. Just trying to help the community win. 🫡
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Why is the jewish pinocchio pretending he had no inside information when he bought $20K worth of $KIMCHI just two minutes after launch? "I bought it 2 minutes after? Noo way, i didn’t even realize" W’s in the CHAT. 🤥 Don’t know what’s worse lately: Alon, Pump fun’s CEO, retweeting kimchi rugs, or people still falling for RASMR’s lies in 2026.
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My whole feed is literally all about Kimchi and his rugs, this comment wins it all lmao 🤣
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$FALCONS x 3.3 $KIMCHI x 8.4 $XMRVM x 2.8
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$SHADOW $NIO $PHP2SHELL It's getting better and better. Grok is doing an amazing job using my prompt. Channel link in bio. All calls are completely free, no paid calls. I don't make a single cent from this, and I'm even using up my own Grok limit just for you guys. 🫡
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I've been digging into $PoUT for the last 3 days with Grok, checking the code, not just reading the posts. Here's what they've delivered. Day by day, real commits. Their public GitHub has been updated almost daily. I cloned it and checked every update myself. First check: 75 Rust tests passing, 23 of them brand new. Their Python reference implementation gave exactly the same results as the Rust code, and all 113 file checksums matched. Their own review found bugs (storage accounting, validation logic), they fixed them publicly and added regression tests. Internal workspace went from 946 to 968 passing Rust tests with zero failures. Today's commit: 52 files and over 69,000 new lines, including all 65,536 encoders (2^16) of a 4-bit test model, counterexamples, 128 deterministic request vectors and synthetic frames. I ran it: 52/52 Python tests pass, all 75 Rust tests still pass, and the checksums match for all 157 files. Real tests, not cosmetic ones. Change a single value in the data and the tests fail immediately. Deliberately broken frames get rejected, and flipping even one bit gets caught. Everything runs offline and regenerates byte-for-byte identical, so anyone can verify it. Honesty you rarely see. The dev openly says what's solved and what's still research, and doesn't pretend consensus is done. At this stage most devs post hype and roadmaps with zero code. Here you get commits, tests and checkable evidence, with the limitations kept visible. A microcap with a working public repo, real tests and a dev who reports his own bugs is rare. On top of that, there's an interesting rumor going around: the team may be connected to DegenX on Avalanche, which hit a ~$13.5M ATH back in 2023. It would explain why they're running an X account from 2022. The account has almost no reposts, but I dug into it with Grok and found that it actually reposted an Avalanche post about DegenX back in 2023. That's not hard proof, but it's a real link and it adds weight to the rumors. DYOR, but I checked the code with Grok, and it holds up. github.com/PoUTnetwork/pout-… @PoUTNetwork
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I’ve noticed that over the last couple of months, a lot of people have been trading through Uniswap, MetaMask, Phantom, etc. I stopped using those a long time ago because the whole process takes too much time. I keep getting asked what I use, so here it is. I’ve uninstalled Phantom because the whole setup changed and I got lost in it. I still have Uniswap and MetaMask, but I don’t really use them anymore. I just use BasedBot on telegram: t.me/based_eth_bot?start=r_B… It’s the most popular telegram trading bot, it makes everything so much easier. You have both EVM and SOL wallets. EVM covers the other EVM-compatible chains, while SOL is for solana. If you want to bridge just hit bridge, select the wallet, choose the chain you’re bridging from and the chain you’re bridging to, and you’re done. Want to buy a token? Paste the CA and buy. That’s literally it. No messing around with multiple apps or complicated setups and on top of that you earn cashback from your trades. It’s the easiest shit ever, I swear. 🫡 @BasedBot @ox1mus 👏
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