Guy Hamilton

I dare you. #PlatinumJubilee

Wazza was done dirty by the court artist #wagathachristie #waynerooney

Fixed boz's shirt. #ItsComingHome #ThreeLions #ENG

Good morning world. Here’s my #LockScreen. Just a casual view from my tent like…

Go easy on the #EVERGIVEN captain. Wouldn’t wish that route canal on my worst enemy. #suezcanal

Narrator: And it was at that precise moment he realised he definitely needed a job again...

The years 2075. I tell my grand children all about the great pandemic of 2020 and how xmas was cancelled but it was ok as we were able to rally round and eat these #Turkey #christmasiscancelled #Christmas2020

Margaret loves it. COYS @LoveTheShirt @Flav_Bateman

Cheers @SpursOfficial & @WilliamHill. It was my birthday yesterday, so what a treat it was to receive this in the post today - a 1991 FA Cup replica shirt signed by the legend that is Gary Mabbutt - after entering your Europa League Twitter comp. COYS!

13 points on the last day of the season spared me from this. #fpl #forfeit #FantasyFootball #football #PremierLeague

Kim & Kanye's action packed blockbuster probably not coming to a screen near you... #Kanye #KimKardashian

Proof that natures reclaiming has gone too far

That moment when your unwanted racist cousins show up announced at the arrival lounge...🤦🏻‍♂️

What in the fresh hell is this down the barrel addressing from Chris Philp!? #BBCQuestionTime #bbcqt

These poor fox cubs in our garden are trying to mark the messi of foxes. I miss football ⚽️@bbc5live @BBCSport

Had it with this green aphid orgy on my Chile plant. I’ve read up all the non toxic ways to get rid of them but soapy water doesn’t cut the mustard. The little sh**s just get a free bubble bath. Does anyone know what I should be spraying on my plant? @GWmag #gardeningtips

I guess it's Labours fault Boris isn't doing PMQ's #politics #hereallweek #noreallyimhereallweek