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I teach. What's fair isn't always equal, what's equal isn't always fair. I exist in the space between 3 & 4. Just call me "the car".

British Columbia, Canada
Joined August 2012
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the worst person you know is a philadelphia eagles fan
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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I was up late last night happy scrolling and now I'm nodding off at 5pm. So worth it 🌊🌊
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The little town I used to live in is no longer dry! Elections do have consequences!
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Keisha Lance Bottoms is the great-great-granddaughter of an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek. She will soon live in the Georgia Governor’s Mansion, mere miles from where he was enslaved, as the first-ever Black woman elected Governor.
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Susan Collins now has plenty of time to be concerned and write letters.
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This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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Texas really turned blue before the Cowboys could make the Super Bowl again that’s so wild
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Jeff Van Drew is about to lose and I am so happy.
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Jeff Van Drew could be in some real trouble.
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Philadelphia eagles
Write a sad story using 2 words.
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good morning.
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Delaware and the bottom half of Jersey need to be included in this. 💀
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I once held the door for a man and his person. She must have been from out of town. He turned to her and said "see, it's a thing here".
Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America. I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station. I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars. A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me. He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited. Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind. In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime. "Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed. Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away. I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door. Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence. Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus. But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.
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1.) fuck all the medical staff 2.) jalen hurts is the single greatest leader i have ever seen lead this football team 3.) i love him
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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