when he says he's lowkey scared of u

no offense but some of you hate men because you take them too seriously

young hoes don't wait for dishes to fully dry before putting them back in the cupboard

dating older men is so tired... find a young himbo who'll let you take advantage of him

i'd never give a man an inch. but on occasion i'll humiliate myself for a beautiful woman in a dubiously platonic manner

parental wounds have such inevitable effects you can accurately extrapolate almost anything from them. for instance, the mere cadence of a man's speech is enough to reveal whether he likes having his balls stepped on with 6-inch stilettos

men love it when you cry all the time

another unfortunate symptom of aging is a dwindling preoccupation with anything metaphysical

my ex-boyfriend would be so disappointed yet begrudgingly aroused if he could smell the divine mix of marlboro gold and olympéa emanating from me right now

the hollowest person you know calls themselves a poet and all their poems are about writing poetry

beyond sick of pick-me men claiming not to like lingerie... who am i meant to perform for

all i care about is being young and beautiful and wearing cute skirts but everything feels so serious now