GOONTABA .ᐟ

⠀ “n-nuh-uh—! i’m not so easily swayed, y’know! my indomitable spirit is one of my strongest passives and i’ve put a ton of upgrade points into it since you’ve been gone!” ⠀

⠀ probably the 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 weirdest thing she’s ever related to someone on… ⠀

⠀ futaba quickly swatted their hand away, making some sort of odd growling sound. “gah———shut up shut up shut up!!! before you feel my unfettered wrath! you’ll see the sort of anger i reserve only for idiots on the internet who criticize games they’ve never played!” ⠀

⠀ “ … shut up, pleb! ” ⠀

⠀ “ you def aren’t helping with all the ‘advertising’ you like to do. ” ⠀

⠀ PFFFFFFT———is that really what you think? because the lingering aoe on that fart would put a moba champion to shame. ⠀

⠀ “ wow! the grown adult has adult obligations? who would’ve thunk! ” ⠀

⠀ mwehehe ~ don’t be so embarrassed, bubble guts. it’s totally natural! everyone lets out a li’l poot. just some of us are stinkier than others! (≧▽≦) ⠀

⠀ you’re the one who eats all curry all day so honestly i don’t know what you expect. ⠀

⠀ “ what do YOU want? you’re the one who was missing me, so, obviously your affection meter depleting and i need to initiate a new romance flag to make you happy. ” ⠀

⠀ i wouldn’t even say it’d make your highlight reel. ⠀

⠀ “ and you didn’t think to send me pictures—?! 💢 shame on you, sissy! ” ⠀

⠀ “ h-heh… yeah, i do a whole clean sweep! i even wiped down all of my figurines covered in very mysterious and totally unrelated to me fluids.” ⠀

⠀ “ uh, you’re supposed to come to my room! ” ⠀

⠀ 👂 ⠀