10 years from now it will be not be the size of your range rover nor the karat of your rolex that gives you status.........but instead the quality of your air con system.
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This clip from 1994 is soul-destroyingly accurate.
1994: Standing Room Only
"If this is the future of football, you can stuff it."
All these April fools company pranks would probably be way funnier if we didn’t do them all on the same day.....
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My phone is melting, so I just want to say a huge thanks to all that have got in touch. It’s a massive to buzz to hear from so many people that did the treble. I’m doing this long enough to know how very rare days like this are, so please forgive the trumpet! 🙂 @itvracing
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Re: Matt Hancock court ruling as of 430pm;
Guardian - main headline
Independent - sub heading
BBC - half there
Daily Mail - nothing
Sky News - nothing
Telegraph - nothing
Express - nothing
Mirror - nothing
S*n - nothing
Lesson being control the media = control the people
2001: "You know if you stare at screens for too long your eyes will turn square"
"Yea, whatever mum"
2021: 😳
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One reader thinks it should become a "four storey Die Hard themed paintball experience"
bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/s…
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At 33, I’ve only just thought to question why dentists are always in weird converted old houses. What’s bloody going on?
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THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE.
HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.
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This is Leia. She turned a squeaker toy into a nose flute and would like to play a few notes for you. She’s still learning so please be nice. 14/10

























