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Hello, it’s Mr. Nasty. rep: @LarkWords

Joined June 2011
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Hailing the ghosts of my ancestors to lay the darkest Yiddish curses on the Zionists who made this baby carry these cans, in this place
A Palestinian girl carries cans to collect water as she walks by houses which were destroyed in an Israeli strike, amid the ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas, in Khan Younis, in the southern Gaza Strip, May 22, 2024. REUTERS/Mohammed Salem
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awp??? yeah i'll be there folks At Home With Pasta
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She did it. She got Fox News to care about carbon emissions
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The Emmy categories should be Funny Drama, Sad Comedy, Legit Hilarious, Pioneering Weirdos, Only Okay But We Like The People Involved, Cast So Sexy That We Want To See Their Speeches and Comfort Food
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“Militaries are responsible for 5.5% of global greenhouse gas emissions. If the global military were a country, this would place it 4th in terms of its emissions, between India and Russia.” theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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oh god oh fuck everyone is about to start circling back in the new year
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Feels like there should be a version of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” that Oscar Isaac sings to a small, rapt Muppet
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Fuck
bout to find out if there’s cheeses for the meeses
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to…
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O God I almost missed the favorite 30 Rock joke discourse?
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Cute that they invented “chief of staff” so boys could be secretaries too
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sometimes you have to eat shit
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When writers and scholars are killed, not only do we lose the collective memory that is lost each time someone is killed, we also lose what we could have understood about the world through their words.
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look surely when I die there will be at least a couple people who are like “man that guy fucking SUCKED” but one does hope to lead a life where the end result is just a few disparate background singers joining in on that tune and not an entire, massive, collective choir
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there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
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get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured
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Very Exciting News for Portlanders!
BIG NEWS: I’m opening a romance bookstore here in Portland, Oregon! It’s called Grand Gesture Books and it’ll be the second Black owned bookstore in the Rose City. While it’ll be online for the next couple of months, a brick and mortar is coming 💘 1/2
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Hell yes-- keep calling, friends
I am calling for a ceasefire—a cessation of hostilities by both sides. To endure, the ceasefire and the following negotiations must accomplish other essential objectives, including the release of all hostages and a massive influx of humanitarian aid. medium.com/@SenJeffMerkley/m…
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i have a new poem in @NarrativeMag. “i’m sorry, i’m sorry”—this one means a lot to me. i’ve been sharing it at pretty much every reading lately. it’s based on a conversation i had with my mother during last year’s holiday season narrativemagazine.com/issues…
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