Mortimer retweeted
yeah pack it up they all are just retarded zoomers tripping on cash and galaxy gas without knowing anything about anything
Pumpfun co-founder Noah Tweedale LEAKS Alon’s age and reveals the average age of the team before things get HEATED when he’s pressed on what Pumpfun is actually building with its estimated $1.5-$2 BILLION cash pile 👀
"There are 3 co-founders of Baton Corporation (Pumpfun’s development company). There’s myself, Alon, and Dylan. I’m 22, Alon’s 23, and Dylan’s 24. So yeah, a pretty young team. So we’re close to around 80 people, around the age of 25-26."
"So it’s a bunch of 25-year-olds. What are you building? I reckon you guys are sitting on between $1.5-$2 billion worth of cash. What are you spending the money on?"
"Baton splits its development efforts into 3 different verticals. The first being the mobile app that's the product we believe can grow to 100-200 million users ... the second vertical being web... and the third one is the trading terminal."
ft: @cryptomanran @NoahTweedale @a1lon9
Mortimer retweeted
Here’s how @Pumpfun orchestrates onboarding and nothing big is ever organic.
@a1lon9 giving out affiliates to these minions and letting them do his work to keep the platform relevant while @fomo is copying the exact same playbook lmao
Just in the middle of collecting the @kimchi1x deal memo between @Pumpfun
Hang on.
Mortimer retweeted
LMFAO Pump fun is literally making their own feed, so they can moderate it unlike X and ban anyone critical of scams or scam kols LMFAO
BOYCOTT them TODAY! @Pumpfun
Pumpfun co-founder Noah Tweedale LEAKS Alon’s age and reveals the average age of the team before things get HEATED when he’s pressed on what Pumpfun is actually building with its estimated $1.5-$2 BILLION cash pile 👀
"There are 3 co-founders of Baton Corporation (Pumpfun’s development company). There’s myself, Alon, and Dylan. I’m 22, Alon’s 23, and Dylan’s 24. So yeah, a pretty young team. So we’re close to around 80 people, around the age of 25-26."
"So it’s a bunch of 25-year-olds. What are you building? I reckon you guys are sitting on between $1.5-$2 billion worth of cash. What are you spending the money on?"
"Baton splits its development efforts into 3 different verticals. The first being the mobile app that's the product we believe can grow to 100-200 million users ... the second vertical being web... and the third one is the trading terminal."
ft: @cryptomanran @NoahTweedale @a1lon9
Mortimer retweeted
Memecoins were always a 0-sum game.
For one guy to make $10k, 100 people have to lose $100.
Then add the fees from every protocol.
Then add Pumpfun’s 1% fee that specifically incentivizes farming the lowest mcap shitcoins because that’s where the volume is.
Then add the bundler + KOL shill layer on top.
That’s how you end up with one of the most -EV activities in crypto: trading Pumpfun coins.
Mortimer retweeted
any honest person who was part of sneaker twitter or money twitter can see what's happened at the top of those is happening rn in ct
hard to articulate this in short tweet, so maybe i put out something longer to kind of put this topic to rest (more so for myself so i stop coming back to this and talking abt it)
ig the simplest way to put it is that once the social dynamics become the focus over the actual opportunities in the space, it's time to pack it up
memecoin dream pushers are the new course sellers
the problem with influencers taking the pump deal is that there's STILL no motion
like, congratulations on your free money I guess but it's meaningless to literally everyone else
Mortimer retweeted
On May 8, 2025 Mr. Sean John Combs dropped a coin called $DIDDY which ran to ~181M USD marketcap and crashed ~80% within hours or less 👀
On May 9, 2025 my coldest breathing twin moved out >500k+ out from his wallet
(the same wallet that I posted).
Now, coldest twin was partying with some dudes just recently and turns out @harrypauldavies was the guy who launched the $DIDDY coin and paid King Combs (Diddy’s Son) ~1M USD to post from Diddy’s account on X.
(Attached my chats with HPD, there’s also now a video of these characters with King Combs that’s on my channel now (explicit can’t post on X))
alon and pump both posting a peak catalyst and the coin can't go over $2m it really is over
(they're probably doing this to beat the accusations that they "crime" coins)
Mortimer retweeted
Memecoins are over, pumpfun destroyed the essence of it
Nobody is enthusiastic about buying a memecoin anymore
No one believes a memecoin can change their lives
Everybody sees through these coins now
They are all heavily churned out scams
Everyone is staying away from memes.
Mortimer retweeted
“We can’t afford raises this year, but here’s an email announcing our record-breaking profits. Fuck you.”
-Corporate
