Hayden Maud’Dib

I'm a loose cannon

If all the pumps at the Wawa are all full and you leave your car at the pump to go into the store I’m following you home

I asked my girlfriend what her favorite Pokémon were and her answer was: 1. Grogu 2: Princess peach or sometimes I choose the monkey

It’s kind of refreshing to see a take this bad and a scene that’s so good

She just bit me on the face

Why does my cat have little white mittens? It can only be because God loves us

I always hit the curb when I got to the liquor store so they know I’m there on buisness

The muse was speaking to that guy when he made the Terminator intro music

They should make a new kind of steel that’s stronger

I pull women you could never dream of

I want to see your Spotify wrapped and I will judge you on it

Spotify wrapped soon. I have like a month to listen to music I actually like

Talking to my grandpa is crazy. What do you mean ‘when I was working on the moon lander’? Tell me more about that

Just drank an ice cold #drpepper that I got at the #wawa while listening to #deathgrips

Fuck you. Someone bothers to make a good movie and you didn’t see it.

I’m full of hate and anger because you didn’t see Tron Ares in theaters. Fuck you.

If you don’t go to see Tron Ares in theatres I am going to kill you

I’ll be cold and dead in the ground before I let a straight man give me a haircut

Street lights need to go back to being orange, I don’t care about the environmental impact at all. Carpet bomb the fucking Amazon rainforest for all I care

K lives at the end of Bladerunner 2049. If you disagree you are wrong and morally corrupt