𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙤!

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙮 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝘿𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩

Hello hello hello!

//doing a cross-country tour of the US just to visit the Metal Wolf Chaos landmarks would be an extremely stupid bit

—> Simon... how about we both step off our mechs? [His mobile armor landed on solid ground, its pilot exiting the mech, holding up a transceiver to speak with the other.] Let's cut a deal! Or are you afraid to meet me in the marketplace of ideas?

—> [Though... if he were to let them leave now... he would betray his principles. No one can tread on him and live to tell the tale.] [Judging multiple variables, he decided on a more "sensible" approach, even though the other representative didn't seem too collaborative.] —>

—> give Michael a lot of ground to move his resistance forces eastward... too big of a risk in that regard. Secondly, his standing with the people... sure, he could always execute the ones that resisted, but for how long would that work? He was already widely unpopular.] —>

[That mech was much bigger than Richard's... bigger than any he'd seen, really. The ship gained altitude, but it didn't matter. He hid his ace, after all.] [Still... there were some variables to consider. Firstly, engaging in a fight right now and losing might—>

All New Yorkers today are gonna get REAL busy!

Y'know... Where the HELL is Michael? I need to put him in a Situation again!

Ehhh I've had enough of this interviewer, send that rat bastard to Belize

Same as always, Jim. Killing Metal Wolf!

Be right back I need to consult my scheming eunuchs.

Good morning, America! Let's all do our best to catch that dreaded Metal Wolf, huh? I mean, he's the reason for our rising inflation, after all. [Do not look at the money that went into weapons production instead of ANYWHERE else.]

//Richard Hawk could get spiral power out of sheer spite and sense of inferiority

That's right, folks! I, Richard Hawk, do follow #MechaRP, not like that terrorist scumbag we all know and love! Aren't I just the nicest?

—> If I were to grant you safe passage, I wouldn't be a big fan of you hiding bombs or the like among what you call "passengers"! You understand how this looks, correct, my hands are tied!

—> Freeloaders who don't contribute to our great nation's freedom who demand free passage without an ounce of border control! Wait— before I must be forced to defend my country from your evil, would you be willing to step down for an inspection? —>

—> This is your own president, Richard Wolf, speaking! As you can clearly see, terrorists like these "Dai Gurren" jokers are clearly in kahoots with our favorite public enemy number one: Metal Wolf! We cannot let our Justice be so easily trounced on by such punks! —>

Nice light show, kid. Really adding onto your theatrics, I like that! [Suddendly, multiple armored suits emerged from the skyscrapers decorating New York. He quickly called in DNN's own Peter Macdonald for an impromptu declaration.] Hello, citizens of the great United States!