take my word! she’s not as easy to pull as you think——she’s tough, not just physically, but mentally too. it’s goin’ to take a lot more than a cool jacket and a bike.

ً@copiedrots4h

WHAT. :(

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 2:11 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES4h

tsssss, 𝒐𝒉. now you see—uhm . . . ha, yeah no, sorry kid. you’re gonna have to try harder than that.

ً@copiedrots4h

will maki be running to me. :)

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

( . . . ) that’s not relevant——what i’m saying is that you will look SUPER cool, you’ll have all the girls runnin’ to ya!

ً@copiedrots5h

you have a girl ?

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:57 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

me.

lyoko ✌︎@SUKULENCE15h

My horny ass could NEVER go on a dinner date with sukuna.. watching his big self tear into meats and food messily without a care for how he looks doing it would drive me fucking NUTS. Like yes devour that steak and let its juices dribble down your chin oh my god I’m so close 😩

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:56 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

alright, alright, let’s chill on that——you might steal my girl. 🥀

ً@copiedrots6h

turns out cigarettes and sunglasses aren’t cool. 😔 what about a leather jacket and motorcycle.

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:53 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

oh——don’t listen to him, I’m sure it’s perfectly average for someone your age. ( * 😆 )

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he says my penis is so small he needs glasses to even spot it ❗️*

Image from ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ 𝓼𝐮͟𝕟𝕟𝒚 ┈͡𝚋𝐨𝐲‍ ‍‍‍☀️ (@impulsivecurse)

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:53 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:46 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

HAHAHA GET HIS ASS YUJI !

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writing down your name UNCLE

elif · Nov 2, 2026 · 8:48 PM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ retweeted

elif@satorupernova10h

i really like the concept of kenjaku developing an unhealthy obsession with gojo due to the feelings geto’s body holds for him… and i like to think it drives him a little insane cuz he doesn’t even want to feel this way about gojo but can’t help it anyway

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♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:18 AM UTC

♯ 𝓢𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄◟✶@HISIXEYES5h

d’awhhh! it’s too late, you already said you were MY kid. no turning back now, I even have it on recording——see? ( pulling out a small recording device from his pocket, replaying megumi’s words that had been caught multiple times. )

𝑀𝑒𝑔𝑢𝑚𝑖@EndlessRabbits5h

I . . . I DIDN'T SAY THAT! You're like . . . A rich uncle at best. Yeah, definitely dreaming.