So one time I got so drunk at a party and ended up on top of one of the lions in trafalgar square! #truestory #thecowquiz
lol one time I went to a house party and almost slept with a guy till I saw his cow bed sheets! 😂 #thecowquiz
Glad to run into these two! teapawt.net/Essential_Gary/status/…
Good to bump into a couple of old friends from @SpecialisedChef at @RestaurantShow while here with @essentialcuisin
Trains that have no air-conditioning #thingsihate #melting #drowninginmyownsweat #gross #getmeout #onehourleft #toowhiteforthisshit
Charlotte Hutton retweeted
You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word, “sorry.“
If Monica was a proper chef she would not have that much free time #friendsisalie
Charlotte Hutton retweeted
I'm sorry if i've ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
When a good hair day is wasted because no one sees it #1stworldlroblems
If I ever have a music video, it would be just like this Kiesza - Hideawa #perfect youtu.be/ESXgJ9-H-2U
When the royal band starts playing 'Happy' by Pharrel Williams at the changing of the guard at Buckingham palace #toofunny
'This train will be held at this station to even out the gaps in the service' #canyounot #alwayswaiting #londonproblems
Charlotte Hutton retweeted
There's nothing more glamorous than to always look like you've just gotten back from vacation. - xxMK
I don't get asked for ID at pubs but I do trying to buy ibuprofen #logical






