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I’m embarrassed

Hackensack, NJ
Joined December 2009
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Hilarious sack tap from Mitch Marner
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Do Muslim moms make airplane noises when feeding their kids? Or do they just crash the fork into their forehead?
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Kids on a 10 & under New Jersey hockey team have been suspended by the team’s owner after the moms of the team made their own custom gear without paying the owner his royalty. 👀👀👀
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ALERT: Intoxicated woman kicked off an airplane after she allegedly “removed her pants and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds.” Katy Inzer, 46, was detained by the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office after committing the lewd act shortly after takeoff on an American Airlines flight. One passenger said she reeked of alcohol and, when approached by the flight attendant, Inzer put her pants back on and “fell asleep for the remainder of the flight.” The case has been handed over to the FBI because of jurisdiction uncertainty.
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no sold TWO lethal injections?
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“ we want the cup”
Aaron Boone said that Trent Grisham could be activated by the end of the regular season, and expects that Jazz Chisholm Jr. will be activated during the next homestand, according to @GJoyce9 #Yankees
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Want me to math the shit out of you? If climate change was real, no bank would finance a 30 year mortgage within 1000 yards of the ocean. And bankers never lie about money.
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That’s pretty good
I asked a woman to explain postpartum depression to me like I was 5 years old and then she tried to strangle me.
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Is that bad?
Ryan McMahon has now played a full 162 games as part of the #Yankees His 80 wRC+ over that time is lower than… 👉LeMahieu’s last season that prompted his release 👉Josh Donaldson’s NYY career 👉Joey Gallo’s NYY career 👉IKF’s worst year as a Yankee 👉Volpe’s worst year
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Here’s a clip from the 1980 slapstick comedy film “Airplane,” featuring men smacking around a woman, and nobody had to grovel and apologize because we all know the absurdity is the point & society wasn’t weak. You humorless scolds owe Arch an apology, not the other way around.
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🚨Possible alleged Arch Manning apology video to Holly Rowe ‼️
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Welcome to New Jersey. Where you can’t afford your electric bills and you’re forced to provide for an illegal family of four @MikieSherrill needs to be impeached
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Remain private but u had to make sure to tell people he apologized
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We got real mothers out here killing their kids in the national media everyday but we draw the line at a college kid reacting to a fake video. Hilarious.
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🚨#BREAKING: FBI announces it thwarted an ISIS-inspired mass shooting in Pennsylvania, arresting a 21-year-old suspect with a rifle, ammunition, & attack preparations.
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It’s always hilarious watching the media get offended on behalf of their friends in the media. There is no more self-important group in the world than the media. And with how they do their jobs, they are infinitely less important than they think they are
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Same whores that have been fanboying Mangione will bail him out of jail and blow him
Close up of the halfwit inbred fuckface loser who ran on to the field during the Yankee’s game tonight.
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WAKE UP, NEW YORK - PLEASE! 🗽🚨
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We used to live in a proper time
Ann Margret's erect nipples always pierced through her dress staring at the Elvis Presley!
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Drunk driver that killed Bride Arrest Footage Bodycam I'd really like to talk to a lawyer"==>> See Full part 1,2,3 Here : foxnews.briefix.net
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