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michael myers can own me

Haddonfield, IL
Joined September 2026
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I’m overly bored
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Mariah Carey at 11:59pm on October 31
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Como me siento tratando de ser femenina
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that phase in life where you feel like no one is taking you seriously at all
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How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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Resident evil Claire saying “cross dressing freak” homophobic Missy endings reaction video
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taking money out of savings for weed and in-and-out
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Just dced on killer because my doordash got here
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so bc i played tanya my entire team + myers harassed me and yelled racial slurs at me the entire time??? the vid cuts at the end but the myers and jennifer both proceeded to make KKK jokes when he pinned my body.
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protecting my peace and blocking any michael mains that get too annoying or brave in my replies idgaf
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me looking at the npcs name that just got killed knowing i just left their house
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Tower Farm is brimming with seasonal rural charm. From pumpkin patches to sprawling cornfields, there are endless opportunities to create lasting Halloween memories. Just be extremely careful near the harvest tools. They are not toys.
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this is so cute
The annual harvest festival is approaching fast, and Tower Farm is the perfect Fall destination for the families of Haddonfield. Come take a tour of the latest multiplayer map, inspired by Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, headed to Halloween: The Game: 🎃 bit.ly/TowerFarm
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i genuinely hate that this is my type of humor
When they discover a cure for blindness:
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its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
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Annie Brackett's "Sweet Whispers to Paul" remains at the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 ‼️ Laurie Swift (#2) and Alexis Langley (#3) have declined to speak during this embarrassing time.
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