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#Haiku Poems for the Passive Aggressive

Haiku-Pauwela, HI
Joined October 2015
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Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
Ups. #Windows #Error disaster.
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Willow bare / clear stream dried up / rocks here and there // #haiku by Yosa Buson.
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ENTER PASSWORD > WRONG. > WRONG. > WRONG. > WRONG. > WRONG. > WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. > NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
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How one company's small programming error led to 28,000 tons of coal delivered at their door thedailywtf.com/articles/Spe… #programming #dailyWTF
#MyFirstBelfie - #dailyWTF Temperature falling. A soft breeze around my crack.  Shame. ... daily-wtf.de/myfirstbelfie/
A #Haiku for #GreenPoop WTF Whopper Nasty Halloween Surprise My shit turned green. daily-wtf.de/greenpoop/
I was a #CamGirl With no money for dildos. Now I have SnapCash. daily-wtf.de/money-for-dildo…
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#WTF #Ukraine The sunshine has gone away Now no more side-boob. daily-wtf.de/no-more-nipples…