|| ☼ virgo ☼ ☽ gemini ☽ ↟ scorpio ↟ || i like raves ||

Tailgating in the perkins lot
Joined December 2014
Oh Colorado, I love you
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Nobody appreciated my Halloween costume in my GC but I’m so proud of myself bc I didn’t see any costumes like this online and not saying I’m the only person to ever have thought of it but IM HYPE AND I CANT WAIT OKAY
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can i carve my name into your shaft or are you going to be weird about it
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My grandparents gave me their car in 2018 and the drivers side mirror flap thingy was broken so it wouldn’t shut all the way so she’d just keep it all the way open like against the windshield. I did it too bc it was kind of annoying but now 8 years and a whole new car later I still do that even though it’s not broken in my new car. It’s like comforting idk lol
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babe can we co-op goon tonight
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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T mentí no vamos a coger me vas a rascar la espalda hasta q me duerma
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i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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vehicular homicide gooner daughter or drive thru sexual predator suicidal gooner son
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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survived another trip around the sun
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you gon suck whatever i pull out these minion boxers
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they dont know i wore this at a wedding two weeks ago too
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tenho peitos tão lindos não mereço passar por certas coisas sabe
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I’m so bad at festivals, second year that I just didn’t go to the general store and I still don’t have a seven stars hoodie
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my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my uncle pussy
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Eww she fuck the weed man for weed" - a bitch thats fuckin the Uncle for Pussy
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BITCH HAHA why U mad? because my uncle pussy pops severely? and yours don't?
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