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K.

@HailToTheK

I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

 Houston, TX
Joined January 2010
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You know what? People are just stupid. I’m tired of holding it in. Everything is so hard for y’all because y’all are DUMB.
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Can’t wait for this entire story to unfold.
FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 26
A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.
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I’m not preparing for 30 days of anything.
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Voter suppression and gerrymandering
5hahem (@shaTIRED) profile picture5hahem
@shaTIREDOct 26
Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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Thank God my friends are fun! None of this is my fight fr.
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Stay your miserable ass at home then.
Jane Dashley (@JaneDashley) profile pictureJane Dashley@JaneDashleyOct 26
Everyones got a take but I think we are ignoring the real villain in this story: adults who want birthday weekends.
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Didn’t realize this was her lmaooooo omg let me block.
Eye Eye (@Pololol45) profile pictureEye Eye@Pololol45Oct 26
Replying to @SeeYeaCuzNo
Probably and she’ll probably post about to keep her engagement farm alive and well! This is the same lady btw
Image from Eye Eye (@Pololol45)
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Y’all are insufferable. Just say NO!
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The time spent writing this tweet should’ve been used to contact your friend and decline the invitation. Instead, you want everyone to think your friend is unreasonable for their bday celebration.
Womansplainer (@iWomansplainer) profile pictureWomansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Hope this man knows we will be going to see Wicker together 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @TMZ
Idiocracy was a documentary
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Really thought this was The Onion…
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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Yes and I’ve distanced myself from anyone in general who doesn’t vote. Their reasoning is always foolish.
〽️r. Lord (@unfollowMrLord) profile picture〽️r. Lord
@unfollowMrLordOct 24
If you’re genuinely interested in someone romantically, but you find out they DON’T VOTE, is that an automatic dealbreaker for you❓
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Y’all have been talking about wives, mistresses, and outside children for so long that it must be personal.
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It’s someone’s birthday daily in my family group chat. I think they are lying.
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Codependency is an issue here but I also think y’all don’t have any money to travel unless someone else is paying so there’s that.
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In a world where people have friends and family.
𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞 (@theshawnyboy) profile picture𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞@theshawnyboyOct 20
Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay
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If I waited on men to travel, I would never go anywhere. I will happily leave that man at home.
🏁Ⓜ️ (@thisismarlow_) profile picture🏁Ⓜ️@thisismarlow_Oct 21
A woman that is super into you is not gonna want to go on a trip without you lmaooo. This just more disingenuous bullshit yall typically try to get off on here.
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Saving this to use later 📝📂
dee. (@_lecij) profile picturedee.@_lecijOct 21
I’m critical of everything. Tune in tomorrow for my next complaint!
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Female protagonists are only allowed to be 20 years old MAX.
Yeah, okay. (@BrielleM7) profile pictureYeah, okay.@BrielleM7Oct 21
Why these old vampire niggas don’t ever fall in love with a 37 y/o woman?
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ATL will not let people enjoy Houston in peace the same way New Orleans will not let people enjoy the food in Houston.
Angela Rockford (@angie_goodwood) profile pictureAngela Rockford
@angie_goodwoodOct 22
What I have noticed is folks get real tight that people enjoy Houston. It’s very odd too lmao nobody is snatching yalls “black chain” from u guys but it’s totally okay if folks come down here and have a good time .
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