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Former School Administrator Professional Ice Cream Flavor Guru Connoisseur of Craft Cannabis #GoHabsGo #NEPatriots #ArsenalFC #RedSox #TanksArmy

Burlington, VT
Joined May 2021
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Mental illness and guns Bad combo
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🤔 you sure about that?
Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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Last year, my son, Teller, was born prematurely. His life was saved by the team at Sisters Buffalo. To the nurses and doctors, thank you for everything. @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/alex-t…
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I’M GIVING AWAY ANOTHER ROLEX ⌚️ Last winner took $10,000 instead of the watch 😂 To enter: ❤️ Like this tweet 🔁 Retweet this tweet Next winner could be you 👊🏽
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Timothy Treadwell spent 13 summers among Alaska’s brown bears. On 5 October 2003, a bear killed him and Amie Huguenard at their campsite. A video camera recorded six minutes and 21 seconds of the attack, but captured no images. The two were camped near Kaflia Bay in Katmai National Park. When a pilot arrived to pick them up the next day, neither came out to meet him. Investigators later listened to the recording and heard Treadwell screaming. An examination of a bear killed at the scene found human remains in its stomach.
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Sauce Gardner sucks so bad
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We’re back to bragging about who sucks the biggest cocks again. Thank you, Democrats
The Warriors had a gay National Anthem singer and the players couldn't stop laughing 💀
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oh my god oh my god oh my god
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As a conservative losing an election isn’t ideal but I’m not about to cry and burn shit. I’m also not in favor of a war in Iran and don’t blindly following something I know is wrong. That’s America. That’s how it’s supposed to work
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We have a team that needs a closer. Find that guy and bring him to this roster. #GoHabsGo
Josh Anderson after the Habs 5-4 OT loss vs the Jets tonight: “At the end of the day, I think a lot of guys gotta look at themselves in the mirror after what happened, including myself. It’s unacceptable.” “The only guy that played well was Jacob Fowler.”
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Who tf jackhammers at 3am
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- Brothers Arber & Florian Xhekaj each with an assist - The Habs kid line of F. Xhekaj - Kapanen - Beck is bringing energy and tenacity with chemistry - After his first fight of the season last game, Owen Beck scores his first goal of the season
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Maybe Y2K was meant to save us 🤔
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Jacob Fowler on his Habs season so far: “My whole life, I’ve dreamed to play in the NHL. To be able to play here (in MTL) where people view hockey the same way as I have my whole life, I think that’s the greatest gift.” “I really enjoy being here and being with this group, I’ll just keep taking it one step at a time.”
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Trick or treating is one of the best thing we do as a society, like I can't believe we have an unspoken agreement that on one night we will all buy candy and knock on each other's doors for it in costumes and everyone goes along with it, no questions asked. If you don’t want to participate you simply leave your porch light off. We need more things like this.
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The five goalies picked ahead of Jacob Fowler in the 2023 NHL Draft have started a combined zero NHL games so far. Fowler will make his 25th start with the Habs tonight, with a career 2.17 GAA, .919 sv% and 3 SO.
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Facts facts and facts
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Sir Patrick Stewart watching the Habs at the Bell Centre with Sir Ian McKellen. Back in 2013, they were in Montreal filming X-Men: Days of Future Past.
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Thank you for reaching out @PulsarShopHQ ! Appreciate the support care package you sent!
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We all did a person like this in our corner
It’s like watching the Mona Lisa being painted
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