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Replying to @RepMcGovern
"Of course there will be families that are going to suffer... but it is one of the few leverage times we have.'
- Democratic Whip Rep. Katherine Clark
20 Oz of water an hour is a challenge.
6 pack of any beer in an evening is casual.
40 ozs of trash beer in a 7 minute shower is natural?
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The best part of being a bonus mom is knowing none of my DNA is attached when they make stupid choices
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The pen is mightier than the sword — because pens are small and sneaky, so nobody sees it coming when they get stabbed in the ear.
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People think I'm a good mom, but planned parenthood had too many bat shit crazy protesters, and ew people.
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Today, I want to talk about petting a cat with wet hands and why that's no good for your hands or the cat.













