Matt (@Halostruct) profile picture
Ann Arbor, MI
Joined April 2010
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Just shut up! You’ve already said way too much!
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It's time to Elder Scrolls: Sentinel-to-the-Polls
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america today
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You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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me: man i really want an energy drink the humble iced vanilla berry red bull:
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Matt retweeted
I used AI to make a way better version of the NYR Hometown Remix Jersey than any of those stupid "designers" did with their "time and effort". Let me know what y'all think. It took me 5 whole prompts to do this but I think it looks way cleaner than the original.
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Bonkers stat for you. Since the league started tracking hits in 2005-06, Michael Brandsegg-Nygård is the first NHL player to have 69+ hits and 10+ points in his first 15 games of a season.
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Your AI "fixes" of the hometown remix jerseys are NOT it, chat
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Maybe Larkin saw these jerseys and that's why he requested a trade
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Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future.
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Donald Trump dressed as a pedophile for Halloween.
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Jon Cooper seeing Kucherov randomly texting a bunch of Team USA guys
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They can never take this away from us
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They were building around Larkin and he was the one coming up short every year. Tired of people saying the team didn't do him any favors. THIS is cope.
I just think hoping online and saying “Dylan Larkin created this situation” is technically correct but extremely low hanging fruit. We really can’t forget the organization didn’t do f**k all to meaningfully help the supporting cast for a long time. Got lucky with Seider/Raymond popping and got lucky with a 40 goal scorer from Detroit wanting to play in Detroit (who recruited Kane). We missed the playoffs on tiebreak in 2024 and we blew up the team, the first team we had in years to score 270+ goals. You can’t just forget the front office failures that played a role in all of this. Whenever this whole saga is over one thing is for sure…this franchise needs to get with the times. These dinosaur philosophies and daily league laughing stock talking points have gotta stop. Hopefully Chris Ilitch (the real villain?) can give us another update on LinkedIn soon! #LGRW
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Statement from Pat Brisson, agent for Dylan Larkin, regarding his client deciding not to play while awaiting a trade: “Dylan’s had enough of the situation. We believe he’s been very professional and cooperative through this process.”
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Matt retweeted
I don’t follow hockey at all…but this Dylan Larkin dude seems like a real bitch.
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If you can, pitch in for the Jamie Daniels Foundation. #LGRW
Inspired by the original "Hellebucks" site, we present to you: DYLanDOUGH.COM or, if you prefer: LARKINBUCKS.COM - either works 😉 Track just how much salary Dylan Larkin is forfeiting by refusing to play for the Red Wings, second-by-second! #LGRW
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Im hearing Dylan Larkin is a bitch. Thoughts?
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It's not up to his agency to decide what is "close" for the team. There is no pressure. Dude can sit for 4 years if that's his choice. #LGRW
Clearly CAA and Larkin feel like there are trades with teams on his 10 team list that have been close and could have been finalized. Hence, they apply pressure. Detroit doesn’t appear interested in a futures driven return and can’t make a bad trade. The Wings need a decent player or two for Larkin.
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