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Hammancheez

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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement @hammancheez.bsky.social

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Me licking the last crumbs out of the pringles can
SimoneSarantuya Ⓥ 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 (@SarantuyaSimone) profile pictureSimoneSarantuya Ⓥ 🇺🇸 🇩🇪
@SarantuyaSimone19 Feb 2025
Happy Dragon Day 🖤🐲🟧
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Makes u think
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BREAKING : Secretary of Defense to require taking 2 shots and smoke an unfiltered marlboro before taking army fitness test to “weed out pussies”
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Imagine being the former leader of a nuclear power permanent UN Security Council member state being reduced to dressing like a MAGA pta mom begging for a ben shapiro retweet
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trussliz17 Jan 2025
In DC. The new @realDonaldTrump term can't come soon enough. The West needs it.
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Jimmy Carter just faked his death so he can practice for the big superbowl half time reveal
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Can’t wait for the Donald Trump truth social post calling Jimmy Carter a hater and loser
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BREAKING : #SantaClaus detected above Northern New Jersey, promptly dazzled by ground laser pointers, crashes into Asbury Park boardwalk, killing twelve
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Pam Bondi has to live with being runner up to a child rapist
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Joe Scarbreek
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) profile pictureYashar Ali 🐘
@yashar18 Nov 2024
NEW On MSNBC, @morningmika and @JoeNBC say that they went to Mar-a-Lago this weekend and met with President-elect Trump for the first time in seven years. Mika says that despite “profound disagreements,” they agreed with Trump to restart communications.
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For the next 4 years i dont care its trump economy Mortgage rates up? Trump economy Eggs? Trump economy Dps moira going 52-2 with 1204 healing? Trump economy Cat shit in your bed? Trump economy
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Taylor Swift dropping a tiktok saying “we’re all sad but JD Vance definitely fucked a couch” would fix me
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The reason the couchfucker thing had legs is it made the fascists play defense for a split second Every other issue is framed by republicans and echoed in 90% of media and democrats are left to go “but thats not true 😔” The only lesson here is Fuck truth build narratives
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Half of America has to watch this in social studies
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RFK jr is gonna bang Ivanka trump before Donald does and get fired same day
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a lot of republicans about to be real shocked when their kids can't get health insurance because of their type 1 diabetes
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GOP : they killed a squirrel Voters : women are dying of sepsis in parking lots under your policies GOP : squirrel 🥺
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Scenario : Kamala Harris wins Kamala : I am announcing a pardon to turn the pa- Electorate :
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Musk : Its fine your honor we were just scamming these hick rubes who we viscerally despise lmao Judge : lmao gottem
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Vote trump in memory of the squirrel that was used to sell onlyfans vids of his owner jacking it or you’re basically a communist
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Gonna be honest I didn’t think the closing rallying cry would be “vote trump for timmy the squirrel” But here we are
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