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January Jones@HammertimeJ27 Apr 2020

What ‘96 Bulls teammate are you, I’m Dennis Rodman

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Devastated to learn I am apparently disproportionately Philadelphia’s type. Don’t txt

@mytypefyiNov 9

Morning to those who celebrate

Image from mytype.fyi (@mytypefyi)

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Aelin 🗡️@linnssinsNov 6

not all angels are in heaven, for example im on the porch smoking a marlboro red

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January Jones@HammertimeJOct 30

No wonder I had 3 boyfriends this summer…my skin was like really good

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@CarlisleDianaOct 23

I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right

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Schizobella@schizobellaOct 8

sometimes I wish I were a cigarette so I could die in the mouth of someone who chose me even knowing how bad I am

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perfect angel@girl__virusSep 21

sorry we can't fall in love i have to clean my house

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CIÇA@cecirajadaJul 8

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

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goob@emyboxdJun 30

delete hinge the love of your life is on letterboxd waiting

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January Jones@HammertimeJJun 25

I’m just a collection of Tupperware from everyone who’s ever loved me

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Meggy@igetsoinspiredJun 16

I’m getting skinny the old fashioned way. Repeated heartbreak

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Renata 🏎️✨@formularenataJun 13

forza Charles ig

Image from Renata 🏎️✨ (@formularenata)

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Moira Donegan@MoiraDoneganJun 9

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

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empanada daddy@empanadadaddy23Jun 1

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

Image from empanada daddy (@empanadadaddy23)

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passionate peter@w0rldmapMay 24

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

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ali@probablyalissaApr 23

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

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January Jones@HammertimeJApr 3

“Aw the baby looks just like you” (degrading)

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FreeElChapo@cloutpriestMar 27

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

Image from FreeElChapo (@cloutpriest)

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𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩 🧚🏻 IS GOING TO CLOSING !@bambiirryMar 6

harry styles you’re a whore but my god are you one talented man

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@stacycayFeb 21

My strongest political opinion is that Take Me Home, Country Roads should be the national anthem instead of that gay ballad about the fort in Baltimore that the average person doesn’t have the vocal range to sing

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@ToneDigzFeb 22

Miracle just started on FX. Like watching a Christmas Story on Christmas Eve

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