Writer, Cartoonist, Comedy-Musician, 2021 Austin Film Festival Winner. https://teapawt.net/t.co/7zOl88PJiz…
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Hey @netflix @Chrishell7 @amanzasmith @adam_divello have you heard this new Selling Sunset jam??? It's a banger⚡️⚡️
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I guess nobody told George Santos he's not supposed to make up new storylines or plot twists during the writers strike #wga #wgastrong
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@joerogan Saying "The idea that Jewish people are not into money is ridiculous. That's like saying Italians aren't into pizza," is like saying, "it's not antisemitic to be antisemitic anymore. Jewish stereotypes are obvious truths." Cool take!
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There's a rule: if you're going to talk on your phone in public, you have to speak loudly and clearly enough for me to hear the nuances of your drama
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Whoever writes serious think-pieces on Emily in Paris probably also writes scathing food reviews of Fun Dip
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Sometimes you have to just call it a day, sit on your couch, and watch old Oscar acceptance speeches.
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My comedy pilot "Beshert" has won the Stage 32 Television Comedy Writing Contest! I cannot wait to meet the judges, and begin this new journey with @Stage32 @Stage32Scripts I am so grateful and excited 😀
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I'm all for individuality...until a cricket veers from the pack, breaks into my bedroom, and keeps me up all night with its new solo album
I watched #entergalatic last night and it was the best thing I've seen in ages...visually stunning, heartfelt, funny, moving, and original. It beautifully captured the magic of New York City, and how it feels to fall in love. @KiDCuDi thank you for the inspiration.
Has South Park done an episode where America elects a fetus as President? Feels like something's there.
Formally requesting to change the phrase “it’s better than sex” to “it’s better than people watching.” Better than people watching?! Now you’ve got my attention
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If you're feeling anxious about Valentine's Day, just remember-- there's a thousand other things to feel anxious about!
Thank you @screencrafting !!
Great advice...this is my favorite thing to do. If you're one of my people...THANK YOU!!
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